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Paul Ince was a tough guy on the pitch (the guv'nor of the midfield), but even he got racist taunts when he signed for Inter Milan several years ago. He ended up leaving after about a year and went to play for Liverpool.
I met John Barnes (ex Liverpool and England footballer) two weeks ago, and he told me that although he got a lot of racism on the pitch, including having bananas thrown onto the pitch, he was always safe so it didn't matter. I was in awe of the man when he said that he was safe on the pitch, so he didn't care - fair play to the bloke.
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No, the "apple event" was nowhere near the library. It was at the house of a friend of my girlfriend. I watched it because, when we went there, they were doing it, and it was funny.
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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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Alan Fucking Shearer is yesterdays news - he's always injured and rarely plays. Emile Heskey, Michael Owen, Kevin Phillips, Robbie Fowler, Steven Gerrard etc etc are the custodians of English football now. You will all bow before their superiority.
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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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It was actually directed to Ultra Magnus who made the comment of Alan Fucking Shearer. I probably should have made it clear though....and yes, you probably should learn about football before you arrive.
Lesson Number 1
Liverpool Rule and Robbie Fowler is god!
Lesson Number 2
Manchester Utd are blood sucking parasites and Alex Ferguson himself is the devil incarnate.
These are the main things to remember, but further lessons will follow should I deem them necessary.
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"Manchester Utd are blood sucking parasites..."
Except Beckham. He's Mr. Posh. Plus, he is on the out.
Liverpool would rule, but they tied one all with Derby. Derby. Really.
Robbie Fowler is indeed God though. Except for his backing of Posh for the game in Finland this Saturday. C'mon, Fowler, be a man and smack that pussy right where it hurts.
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-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Yep, Derby. That's one thing that rally annoys me about Liverpool. They beat Manchester Utd, they beat Arsenal, and then they go and lose to the likes of Middlesbrough and Derby.
Becks is having some trouble at the moment, but he should play against Finland, mainly because we haven't got another half decent right ring player who can cross as well as he can. Hopefully Sven Goran Eriksson will be able to sort that out very soon.
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Bah. Robbie could have had Posh if he wanted to. Because Robbie Fowler is the most attractive man in all of England's history.
Robbie = gorgeous.
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Excuse me Liam, but are you gay? No offense or antyhing to gay people(or you ), but your last post just sounded that way, and usually I would make fun of you for that, but there is another gay member so I don't want to offend him.
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Mr Fowler *is* gorgeous. Have you seen pictures of him? I'd ride the man train with him in my cabin. And he could challenge me whenever he felt necessary. Instead of match penalties, Red cards deal out man sex.
Liam does like the men, though.
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[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 22, 2001).]
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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I've abandoned Robbie Fowler as god and accepted a new deity - the almighty Jamie Redknapp! He is generally accepted as gorgeous, and by worshipping him, I may be able to get close to his missus.
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), but your last post just sounded that way, and usually I would make fun of you for that, but there is another gay member so I don't want to offend him.
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