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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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I am also Picard! I am walking to my bridge!!!

I am also #1 Sex Machine!

And yes, you can buy these.

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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
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Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.


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Malnurtured Snay
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But dear God why would you want to?

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001



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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Help! Their necks are lack!

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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I have exploded. I am now dead.

Quadrant IV: The reason for death.

They have 1337 c057um35 w007! w007!


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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 26, 2001).]


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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**looks at Quadrant IV**

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!

ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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The Royal Goth Shakespeare Company presents Hamlet.

I think this guy is using his trident to store his forty-sided dice...

Apparently, Cleopatra invented the high heel...

Which was later adopted by pirate women, to go w/ their own invention: black net stockings...

Pirate man: Yarrr, matey! If ye be lookin' at my girl's stockings, I be cutting yeer balls off! I really will! I already done it to meself! Yarrr!

Mary Shelley would be proud...

Bram Stoker, too...

Man train not included.

Again, man train not included.

Quasimodo liked to wear his girlfriend's clothes.

Wrong. Just wrong.

OH MY GOD!!! WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?!?!?!

Maw! Lookit me! Ah'm a red injun!

Even Native American hairstyles didn't like the '80s...

Remember that clown earlier...?

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"As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise."
-Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

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Sol System
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And, of course, my personal favorite.

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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
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Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.


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Quatre Winner
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Oh. My. God.

You people have WAY too much time on your hands, y'know?

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!


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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Aaaaah! My eyes!!!

That Frank Bee costume is too much. Kind of like Chaotica! He looks positively menacing, in a "world domination" kind of way.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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I can't help but notice that all the Trek uniforms come ONLY in Comic Book Guy sizes. . .

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan


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Gaseous Anomaly
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*ROTFLMAO*

Deadly

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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*eyes bleed*

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond


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The359
The bitch is back
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Why is the M&M guy in the middle NOT WEARING ANY PANTS?!

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


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MC Infinity
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Oh sick!! I missed that the first time, and I hate you for showing it to me

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001


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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Great. Crappy-looking ill-fitting unis for fat people who've yet to figure out that there's a REASON there are no donut monsters in Starfleet.

At least in high school, I could wear my TNG uni tunic without the pips & commbadge & everyone thought it was just a normal shirt.

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid


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