Your Honour, zez peeps, zey know not what they say! It eez wreetten zat all files, from ze teeny-veeniest URL to ze 2Mb of laserbeam 69 action, ez ze property of ze web hoster!
Objection, your Honour! Prof. Von Klinkerhaufing is obviously out of his mind; this is the third court proceeding he's disrupted in the past hour.
Let him speak, Counsel.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Hey! I'm an expert witness! Well, more of an "experienced amateur witness", really. But, you know...
------------------ "I write messages on money. It's my own form of social protest. A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy. Passed indiscriminantly across race, class, and gender lines and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive A quiet little hijacking on the way to the checkout counter. and a federal crime. I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it. Like I do." -Rage against the Machine
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Whoops, my bad. I promised to send it while I was at school, and behold when I get home I forgot. I'll write it on my hand with pen so I remember to send it today.
------------------ "No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"
Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
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Permission to treat TSN as a hostile witness, your honor?
I also object to everything TSN has said.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Hey, when did this become a Word Association thread?
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Your Honor, Mr. Anomaly is being disruptive. Please have him placed in a straitjacket and forced to listen to Omega for forty-eight hours without sleep.
Mr. Anomaly, you're interupting a court of Flare! Be quiet, man, quiet!
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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*bang-bang* Mr. Anomaly, due to the appearance of multiple personality disorder, I'm holding you in contempt of court. Justice WILL be served here!
Mr. TSN, you do not qualify as ANY sort of witness until such time as you are called to the stand. And anyone that begins their testimony with "Erm ..." is definitely not an "expert" witness. Please speak with the appropriate attorney and hand in your sworn deposition twenty-four hours before you are called forth.
Mr. Capps, if you do not respond, we will be forced to move on to the next witness, or have another expert witness take your place.
JeffK, since TSN is not yet a witness at this time, he cannot be considered hostile.
Back to the matter at hand, are you saying that this picture, this "entity" for lack of a better word, is the PROPERTY of Flare? If so, did this picture willingly consign itself to such a fate or was it a forced agreement? Is this binding under contract or perhaps another, more "ambiguous" document?
This is a very serious matter, gentlemen. We may have to release this picture on the grounds of coercion on the part of Flare if you cannot bring forth compelling evidence to the contrary.
However, I do not see Mr. Evil Lord's request completely unreasonable. He merely wishes to view the picture and "bask in its glory," so to speak. Mr. Evil Lord does not seem to be a hostile or mentally unbalanced person, regardless of what his name may indicate.
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I fall asleep in the closet for merely two days, and this is what happen?
*clears throat* Members of this supposed jury. This morning...I had another talk...with Herr Capps. And here is the paper...which bears his name upon it...as well as mine.
Some of you perhaps have already heard what it contains, but I would just like to read it to you.
"All your pictures are bel..."WHAT? I DIDN'T SIGN THIS!!!
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I object your honour, the prosecution is denying the image's basic rights that have been guaranteed by the constitution, and as such cannot be taken away. In my oppinion there is nothing more to discuss, to deny the image it's privacy is to make an immense violation on the rights of images everywhere.
------------------ "Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
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