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I step outside the court for a few minutes, and already I have an impersonator! Mr. Evil Lord, would you please step away from the bench before I hold you in contempt of court? Ahem, thank you.
Mr. Infinity, I must say that I agree wholeheartedly with you, but if the image in question willingly sold itself into ownership of Flare, it may have no constitutional rights to speak of. This is why bringing forth information regarding the agreement binding the image to Flare as property is so important.
In any matter this entire case may be thrown out, regardless of willing vs. not willing, because slavery and/or ownership of any entity that can actually represent itself in court, (especially the honorable court of Flare), is obviously against current anti-slavery laws. If this is so proven, the image is to be released immediately from its bondage and Mr. Evil Lord will have to seek out worship elsewhere.
Does either side have any further information to present to the jury?
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THE PICTURE IS NOT ALIVE! It is PROPERTY! IT HAS NO RIGHTS!!!!
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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*Ssh*, Jeff... Just let him play it out and then maybe someone can sneak around and snatch that club from his hands so he won't hurt anyone. Then we can figure out a way to get him to...rest for a while.
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Not getting the name in context, are you talking about ME?! I'm not insane, only obsessed. And just because I happen to have multiple obsessions doesn't mean a thing. :-)
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The 'Mantrainability' of this thread is through the roof.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I would like to do Omega up the arse!" -PsyLiam 11:16pm, April 6th, 2001
[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited April 07, 2001).]
Of course you can, said the Fat Controller. But put out those flames first.
Hmm. Your Honour, Omega has been talking to me for 48 hours solid. Whilst conducting his court-sanctioned punishment of my other, he proceeded to jack off over a picture of Psyliam. Exhibit A, your Honour.
*Gasps from the Gallery*
Order! Order in the court!
Mr. Anomaly, I'm the man with the big stick sitting in the comfy chair. I'll thank you to refrain from usurping my duties whil being an officer of this court.
SHUT UP, Mr. Anomaly!!
Sorry, your Honour. All your personalities, what what?
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Hate to break it to you, dude, but you're talkin' to yourself ... again ...
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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