Nuts on me. Not literally. Ultra Magnus <> Smothered by the Man Train.
"A flawless speech by President George Bush"
...Could this be? A passage indicating a lack of seriously taken by you about yourself?
"I have a date tomorrow night."
Is this why? Is Omega lightfooted? Is this why the pigs are flying?
If I don't return for a while after this, I am dead. As I will have killed myself. Probably by eating a bag of hell. Omega getting more lady buttxx0r than me is insuperably intolerable. Although not entirely shocking. A block of cement could get more lady buttxx0r than me. Woe is this Blue Car Carrier. Woe is it, indeed. 'I cannot deal with that now.'
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Omega has a date?
STOP THE PRESSES!!!
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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Apparently, hell has frozen over, George W. is giving flawless speeches, and pigs are flying b/c Omega has a date
I'm surprised, actually. It was a very well written and amusing article, and the punchline was delivered well.
Congrats on the date. Hope you get a kiss ...
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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New Sig.
I am currently taking bets on how far Omega's date will go. Any takers?
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are flying, why Microsoft products are working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
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Nah. Knowing Omega (but knowing his date), he'll probably make sure things go slow, which is something all teens should do. At most, some hand-holding, a kiss at the end of the date, and with any luck, a date for a second date.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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I got ten bucks on accidentally touches her hand, suffers agony of sinful temptation and lewd thoughts that have to be punished by much wearing of hairshirts and self-flagellation.
And I'll see you double or quits that she either a) decides he's weird as a result, or b) is of a like religious temperament and they have long and happy lives together. Your choice. 8)
Seriously though, I hope it goes OK. I'm assuming he must be fairly confident if he's even going to mention it here in advance. . .
------------------ "Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Do you accept Canadian dollars?
Maybe Omega will be a different person after his first date. It happens sometimes.....
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
A) he is successful, in which case we all pat him on his cyber back and send him on his way
B) he fails miserably. In which case we mock him mercilessly, defrock him and hang him from the tallest tree in the forest. With a sign reading "jesus has a pimply posterior" hanging around his neck.
The tree must of course be cut down later....with this herring!
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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Omega wears frocks?
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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Knowing Omega (but knowing his date), he'll probably make sure things go slow, which is something all teens should do.
Considering that her father's our preacher...
But really, I have no intention of kissing the girl until/unless (there has to be some english word that combines those two) I have some legitimate affection for her. I don't know her that well. Yet.
It was a very well written and amusing article, and the punchline was delivered well.
Thanks. I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely.
------------------ "Omega is right." -Jeff Karrde, March 18, 2001 08:47 PM
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Well, as someone who's still newly engaged, and thusly has at least SOME reliable experience with humans of the feminine variety, let me offer some useful advice, starting by quoting from James T. Kirk in Star Trek VI...
"Don't believe them! Don't trust them!"
Women are evil. They want control of the situation, and they're willing to use every weapon in their arsenal (and their arsenal is VAST) to get that control. Tears, cajoling, ego-stroking, sudden changes of mind, more tears, sexual teasing, still more tears, threats... you name it.
Men, on the other hand... we go in for strict and straight bald-faced lying: "Yes, honey, you look great." "You gained weight? I couldn't tell." "No, you don't look fat in that." "I want to take it slowly, too." "I'll call you." "I want to get to KNOW a woman first." "I can change!"
It's a miracle that the species manages to reproduce AT ALL.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
Regarding dates, make sure to have the girl fully psychologically tested beforehand.
------------------ Frank's Home Page "There are also the diphthongs ae and oe, with no English counterparts; Tolkien actually suggests substituting ai and oi if you don't care about such details...but anyone reading this document probably does care about the details." - Sindarin information