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You know, not everyone has an overwhelming need to announce to a bunch of people that they have never met that they, indeed, have just had the sex.
BTW, I've only just read the article. It was actually quite nicely written. I feel I should compliment Omega on it. Well done. *pats him hesitantly on the back*. There there.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Well, I wanna know how the date went. I know Omega didn't have sex (because he's made it clear he's not getting any till he gets married), but I wanna know if he's going out with her again, how it went, etc ...
Our little Omiechops is growing up
Besides, Vogon doesn't have any problem talking about his sex life =)
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Yes. And I would like to take this opportunity to remind Voggy how much he loved it when Charles would go on about it. *cough*
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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You're joking right? Does he actually plan on staying, a virgin untill the day he's married? Well only one comment to that, if you think there will be a woman that will hold it as long as you, you got another thing coming
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There are some girls who wait til' marriage. My sister among them. It really makes it easy on me -- I don't have to beat the living daylights out of anyone.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
If you THINK this, you've got another THINK coming. Because the first THINK is no good. Get it?
/exit pedantic English Major mode/
Anyway, if he did or didn't it's his own business. Looking back on it, Knowing what I know now, I'd have waited longer than I did. Could've saved myself a lot of heartache that way. But I wouldn't have waited till I was as old as I am now.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Yeah. I'm glad my sister's 14 years older than me. Although it did mean that she had sex before me. Damn her.
Infinity, where do you live that you've never heard of someone staying, a virgin until they get married? It's a semi-common thing in some religions. Catholicism, for example. Of course, the number of people who follow it here in the UK numbers about...ooh...one; and he gets his pleasure out of the dog. It's a bit more common in the US though. The virgin thing. Not the dog thing. Maybe. I don't have accurate figures for the number of Yanks who ride the dog train.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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I'd like to point out that references to my sex life are done in a strictly postmodern, ironic sort of way. All you need to know is: I have a girlfriend. We sleep together. We're not married, and we're not gonna get married. And when I say "I had sex on the tumble-dryer last night" I might be telling the truth. Or I might not. 8)
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Well only one comment to that, if you think there will be a woman that will hold it as long as you, you got another thing coming
I've been dating my GF for 3 1/2 years.
And she has made it clear that she won't have sex before marriage.
And I've honoured her request for the last 3 1/2 years.
3 1/2 years.
No sex.
My friends are going bonkers trying figure this out and they say stuff like:
"You've been going out with her for 3 1/2 years and STILL you haven't been laid?"
"She's forcing you to be a virgin for the rest of your life"
"You've been dating for the longest period of time and I've had more sex than you have!!!!"
"Are you sure she's not a man?"
"Are you sure she even exists? Anybody would be nuts to be in a relationship without sex."
And so on. But I don't care. Really.
If Omega decides not to have sex before he is married, then he is doing a good thing. Girls like that. Girls would prefer a guy who would wait until marriage than a guy who would prod her into having sex.
Omega is on the right track. And good for him.
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
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I'm constitutionally obliged to draw notice to the simultaneous occurrence of the phrases "prod her" and "having sex" in the same sentence. . . 8)
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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I live in Canada, I grew up in Macedonia. Most of the girls above grade 11 have had sex, and a good chunk of girls in or before grade 11 have done it, infact a friend of mine, she had sex in grade 8, so yeah, that's pretty much it.
If my girlfriend decided she wants to stay a virgin untill we get married I would be greatly dissapointed, but I probably wouldn't leave her. I appreciate her too much, so I would never pressure her into it, but I'd still feel really bad about myself, because I do not plan on getting married untill I'm atleast 28 and I don't plan on staying a virgin past the age of 17, I have left myself a little more than a year to accomplish this, and I don't see how after a year in a relationship my girlfriend would feel that she's not ready.
------------------ "Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
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"Girls would prefer a guy who would wait until marriage than a guy who would prod her into having sex."
Because heaven forbid that a girl would want to have sex. It is such a trial for them, after all.
You get girls who love having casual sex, and you get girls who consider it a precious gift. Just like men.
Although, over here at least, most men (and women) consider sex to be a precious gift that they'd like to do as often as possible. With the female cast of Friends. All at one.
Unless the footie's on.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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You're kidding right? Omega's actually a person, and is entitled to be able to live the way he wants? Yeah, right.
I like the fact infinty has 'a plan' to lose his virginity before 17. Nice combination of 'American Pie' and any other teenage shit movie. Plus, it helps that him and his girlfriend have 'a one in a quadrillion thing'. That's a bonus.
"I have left myself a little more than a year to accomplish this"
It's so much more special when viewed as a task or an objective.
"I don't see how after a year in a relationship my girlfriend would feel that she's not ready."
Well, seeing as how you're 'one in a googleplex', she shouldn't. Let's hope her individuality and thought process has been phased out.
Score. Pendatic.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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