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You're going on a date w/ the girl, and you won't even kiss her? Am I missing something? I have to say, there are a lot more women in this world that I would be willing to kiss than women I would be willing to date...
------------------ "I write messages on money. It's my own form of social protest. A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy. Passed indiscriminantly across race, class, and gender lines and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive A quiet little hijacking on the way to the checkout counter. and a federal crime. I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it. Like I do." -Rage against the Machine
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On a similar note, there's a lot more women in the world that I'd be willing to fuck than I'd want to date.
I = crude.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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At this point, I feel compelled to point out that I wasn't ACTUALLY going on a date with the girl. See, we were planning to get some work done on a church project and then have dinner (which would qualify as a date in my book, though not in hers, so it doesn't REALLY count). However, the rest of the group showed up, though they had said that they were busy. I simply made the suggestion Wednsday night, and it was close enough to asking her out that it reminded me to write this article, as I'd been promising Frank for several months.
On the plus side, we did discuss the general concept. She liked the idea of getting together some time, but not "as, like, a date", as she put it. Remember, I have no real romantic designs on the girl. Just wanted to get to know her better.
Sorry to disillusion you all.
------------------ "Omega is right." -Jeff Karrde, March 18, 2001 08:47 PM
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Still, for those of you at home keeping score, that = 1 intentional social interaction with a female for Omega.
Good work, Lad.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Well, it isn't a date, they have no romantic interest in each other, and she's another Jesusfreak. So, really, it's no surprise, is it?
At least I don't have to worry about cleaning pig feces off the roof of my car.
------------------ "I write messages on money. It's my own form of social protest. A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy. Passed indiscriminantly across race, class, and gender lines and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive A quiet little hijacking on the way to the checkout counter. and a federal crime. I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it. Like I do." -Rage against the Machine
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<below the belt> So when Omega was talking about flying pork, he was referring to his, um, response to being on this pseudo-date? </below the belt>
By the way, Omega, thanks a million for the new .sig quote.
------------------ "I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely." -Omega, April 6
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------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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