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Speaking, of course, about your dear friend and mine, Ultra Magnus, whose dry wit and humor has been absent this board for almost the past week.
Did we actually scare him away?
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** Card-Carrying Member of the FlareAPAO *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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If so, then the lucky bastard gets off a month before I do. He's still in high school, methinks. Which brings up the total of Canadian high school-aged board members to 2, at my count. Woo-hoo!
------------------ "Of course I'm paranoid! Everyone's trying to kill me." - Weyoun, "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River"
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If you did NOT count me, bump that number up to 4!.......Wait. I'm not Canadian. Not yet anyways. With all that the United States government gave me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm going to give my government something back. My citizenship! I swear I'm not joking either! With Bush in office it's best my brother and I leave the country before he really gets up to speed with screwing up this country more than it already is screwed up. Man. I'm sorry. I'm being very long winded! ------------------ "We have to get drunk immediately."----Gattaca
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If you didn't count me, keep that number at four!
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** Card-Carrying Member of the FlareAPAO *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Part of me is a high school student. The rest of me is an insane college student living life in the wackiest ways imaginable.
I just finished my last final exams this past Saturday. Yes, two finals on Saturday. One in Western World Civilization and the other in Macroeconomics. Sadists are running my university.
To every on Flare dealing with finals: good luck!
------------------ God (using a Devil hand puppet): Yaagh! I'm the Devil! I'm evil! I'm spooky! I'm dark! And I'm evil! Gimme an "E!" Gimme a "V!" Gimme a "U!" Gimme an "L!" What's that spell? Evil! Goooo EVIL! Devil: Hey, yo, that shit ain't funny! --from Tatsuya Ishida's Sinfest
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Ditto - had the second last one yesterday Ooh my poooor head
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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It looks like Ultra Magnus has left us. It has been two weeks since his last post. Let us mourn for the departed Canadian turnip. His sarcasm will be deeply missed.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** Card-Carrying Member of the FlareAPAO *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Farewell, Ultra Magnus. We are richer for having lost you.
------------------ "How do you define fool?" "I don't attempt it. I wait for demonstrations. They inevitably surpass my imagination." - CJ Cherryh, Invader
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Now, if we can only get rid of you, we'll be able to buy a few nuclear powered supercarriers ...
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** Card-Carrying Member of the FlareAPAO *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Only? As opposed to the few hundred that you can afford when I'm present, Jeff?
------------------ "How do you define fool?" "I don't attempt it. I wait for demonstrations. They inevitably surpass my imagination." - CJ Cherryh, Invader
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