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Malnurtured Snay
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I can afford a few hundred supercarriers -- ?

::looks in wallet::

Well, dear fictional deity! When'd all these twenties get in here?

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MC Infinity
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Can I have some.... Please..... They don't even need to be nuclear carriers... I'll settle for an interceptor... Or better yet, a tank!! I've always wanted to have a tank. Just drive up to the school, faced with the fact that there is no parking available, so I'll just park over that rich boy's BMW convertible, and when he comes to yell at me, just turn the barrel around, point it at him, and then: "You were saying??"
This is the stuff dreams are made of...

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Lee
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As regards UM, I wouldn't worry - he'll turnip sooner or later. 8)

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Because of that, you're not allowed to speak anymore.

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Lee
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. . . . . ? ?! !! !!!

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infinity:

Can I've a go?

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"


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Omega
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*GROAN*

Did you REALLY have to do that, Lee? That's as bad as something my dad would come up with.

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Lee
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I was compelled. 8)

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*rimshot*

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PsyLiam
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No-one turn this into a series of vegetable jokes. No-one.

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Nim
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...says the sacrificial lamb.

Yes, dost thou think we have forgotten? Alas, poor Turnip! Muhahahaaah...


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akb1979
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Me! Me! I want a go on the tank!

Say, Infinity and Gaseous Anomaly, can I pleeeeeeeease have a go when you've finished? I'd really like to point the barrel of a tank at some gits over here in the UK!

Erm, would I have to pay for the fuel and the ammunition that I use?

[This message has been edited by akb1979 (edited May 19, 2001).]


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quote:
infinity:
Can I've a go?

No, it's mine, all mine!! Get your own!!
LOL J/K, you can have a go on the tank, but only when I'm done, I still see a few walls of my school standing, but it shouldn't take more than another 30min. And the same goes for akb, you can have a go as well, but tell me what you'll be destroying, so I'll be sure to get my personal possessions out of the way.

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MC Infinity
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-Erm, would I have to pay for the fuel and the ammunition that I use?

That's a stupid question, ofourse you do, I'm not made of money, I'm not Bush

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Gaseous Anomaly
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Great! but
can I attach my 20mm Vulcan to the roof? It's just sitting here beside the television, with nearly a ton of rounds, gathering dust.

Please? Pretty please?

With SABOT rounds thrown in?

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"


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