Currently, an odd ritual is taking place whereby the spirit of MIB is trying to resurrect his body.

MsChris and the jury escaped through the fire exit while the prosecuting and defense attorneys made to the elevator station and shimmied down the support cables.

The spectators in the audience were taken hostage, and are having their body hair ritually shaved off by the Red-shirts until their demands are met.

Walker, Texas Ranger, has been called in from Dallas since he has expertise in courthouse hostage situations. The women from Baywatch are coming in to perform CPR on whatever hostages need it. Currently, JeffKardde is pretending to have trouble breathing and Fabrux is gawking at the vast sea of red spandex.

Infinity is still in the courthouse somewhere no doubt planning a demostration against the evil United States influence in the world. This will likely involve Cheetos and Silly String.

PORNE (People Obviously Resentful of the New Enterprise) are staging a protest outside the courthouse requesting that Enterprise be canceled, Berman and Braga be executed, Okuda installed as President, fur is murder, and all the political prisoners freed.

Charles and Jubilee are in the courthouse annex across the street. They're hiding in a janitor's closet "comforting" each other until the crisis is over.

First of Two is at the Command Center preparing a rescue team to go into the courthouse and liberate it from the Red-Shirts, MIB, and Infinity. The current plan involves lots of guns, whips, chains, and a very sadistic dominatrix.

LOA is modeling her newest line of exotic swimwear. TSN is the photographer, and a large crowd of observers has gathered around her asking for autographs and pictures. Two people were beaten up by her bodyguards when they made an offensive proposition involving chocolate syrup.

Rise my body!!!! RISE!!!!

*His body starts rising, but just when it's back on it's feet it collapses again.*

Sigh. Damn it.

*Picks up a phon and dials a number*

TSN, Liam's the one taking viagra. I don't need it. Liam walked into the deer, and he should know very well that the deer enjoyed it quite a damn bit.

I did not hit another deer. I did not hit the same deer for a second time. I did hit your momma up all night, and I'm going back tonight to hit her up again.