Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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*ahem*
Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury. Many of you may refer to him as the benevolent administrator of the forums. The Good Leader. The one who brings happiness. But there is a side of him that you do not know. And that is what we this trial is about. We will bring forth evidence that the infamous "Forum Change" incident was merely a front to advance his plans for world domination. We will bring forth evidence that the Defendant was behind a sheep revolution that nearly brought the world to its knees. We will also bring evidence that the Defendant used his sheep to spread forth the deadly "Foot and Mouth" Disease across Europe. Finally, we will provide evidence that the defendant is the creator of the A3000 "Floating Head" SmitoTron that nearly leveled the town of Morgan Hill, which he affectionately refers to as "Moron Hell".
Besides that, we will be calling witnesses who will testify to the extent in which Charles Capps was planning to take over the world. We will call a former administrator who was fired and forced to remain in silence once he knew about the defendant's plans. We will call a person whose plans for domination of the United States were thwarted by the defendant who then used the witnesses plans to further his own agenda. We will call another person, who has documented evidence of Mr. Capps attempts to take over the world. Members of his family will be called, including the defendant's sister. Finally, you will hear from the Defendant's girlfriend, known only as "Jubilee", who will give her extensive knowledge of his diabolical plans.
In the end, your duty will be clear. You will find the defendant should be severely punished for his crimes.
[ June 01, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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I'm submitting my Witness List. The following people will be called to testify for the Prosecution. Keep in mind that this list is not in order.
Any remaining sheep not toasted by the barbeque JeffKardde's Cat (what's left of it) Daryus Aden TSN Frank G Coddman Liam Sol System First of Two Lee Kelly Jubilee McGann MaGiC LOA The Capps Family *duh duh duh duh, snap snap* Red Quacker (yes him, if he can be located )
This list is not complete. Other possible witnesses include Tachy (not likely) and Christian Hohne Sparborth. (We're investigating a possible link between the Flare Forums and the TrekBBS. According to an anonymous source, the defendant was seen mingling with Christian on several occaisions. Now if we can get those negatives developed without that guy screwing it up....)
[ June 01, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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I know, but it was only until now that I realized that your cat was a material witness in this trial.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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*Gleefully sees another trial in progress and seizes the moment* Can I be one of the non-presiding justices Honorable MsChris? Yipee!
*ahem* May I ask whom is representing the Defense? Or will the State of Flare have to provide an attorney for Mr. Capps? We will need such an attorney and a list of witnesses for the Defense before this trial may begin properly.
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Omega is his lawyer. I wanna be a member of teh jury!
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Omega and Jeff Raven, two inexperienced public defenders are his attourney for Defense. I am the prosecutor, unfortunately, I don't have an assistant yet.
Everyone in the forums can be part of the Jury.
As for the list of defense witnesses, they can come out at a later date, even when the Prosecution rests its case.
I won't be calling witnesses right now as I will be leaving work for the day (ah, the wonders of being an assistant D.A.). I'll be calling witnesses on Saturday.
See ya!!!
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Oh yes, my mistake. Would Mr. Omega please present a list of witnesses for the defense then? And, see ya till Saturday Tahna. Sworn depositions of the witnesses and defendant will be due sometime Satuday or Sunday. Hey, MsChris! Where are you? I'm not supposed to be doing this y'know! You're the presiding justice, right?
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