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Hurry up people. I want to do my Quintessons joke.
Oh, and I have nothing but contempt for this court.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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No problem. Sorry I didn't reply straight away, but I couldn't deal with, er, that...then.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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The People now call forward Frank "Mac" Gerretana
1) Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me (insert whatever divine deity you believe in here)?
2) State your name and Occupation for the record.
3) Please tell the court what you know of "Operation Clon".
More questions to follow.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
3) Operation Clon is the plan to dominate the world with sheep controlled by Korean techno music. While CC is the official originator, it is actually the brainchild of none other than General Alfred A. Armegeddon!
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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4) How did you come across "Operation Clon"?
5) Were you ever threatened by the defendant if you divulged information about "Operation Clon"? If so, how?
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
I was threatened by General Armegeddon himself, but the sheep and coffee mug he sent after me were thwarted by my backyard minefield. They got to my shrimp, though.
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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6) Sad to hear. What were the casualties?
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Mr.Capps, don't sit there and think I haven't noticed your "..." instability. That's twice now!
Hmmm....Does anyone see the extra stuff at the bottom of the thread? Am I the only one that can see it? Is Mr.Capps trying to hypnotize and reprogram me?
I would like to see the counsel at the bench please...
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Incompetent guard #5: *walks throught the court room door. There is a scratch on the side of his forehead that is bleeding a little* MsChris! Here's the first status report on the Judge Dredd situation.
Mschris: Fine. What's the situation.
Incompetent guard #5: Well. The Judge Dredds control floors 1 up to 4. But when they took floor 4, they just stopped.
Daniel: HUH? Stopped? Why? They wouldn't have stopped unless it gave them an advantage. What's on floor 4.
Incompetent Guard: Offices, daycare centers, file rooms, no vital part of the building.
Daniel: hmmmm Return to your post. Continue to send reports every 10 minutes.
Incompetet Guard: Aye, sir.
MsChris: ok. Let's continue the trial.
Tahna Los: Was it just me or was this reminecent of a movie we all probably saw once? I can't quite think of the name of it....
*begins mumbling* Mr.Capps' instability is becoming more and more obvious. Because of litigating factors, I think now would be a good time for that psychological evaluation I mentioned earlier. If someone would be open to making the request, I would be glad to follow through with a court order.
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I'm delighted to announce the publication of the first cash-in sensationalist book expos� of this trial, When Capps Attacks. Out now in all good bookstores, price $5.99 (plus tax). Guaranteed to be totally out of date by the time you finish reading this paragraph!
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