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Saltah'na
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pssst. jubes, you know you've been subpoenaed by the prosecution, huh?

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LOA
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*leans forward, face buried in her hands* Nooo... not this again...... not the LOAOA........................ I'm just not ready for this.... it's still too new, I'm still healing...... nooo..........

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Daniel
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What do you mean, still too new? That thread died last January! Well, whatever. *sigh* Just don't sue for psychological damage. We can only take so many cases at a time.

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Saltah'na
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Motion for continuance until I talk to the witness LOA. If she wants to keep the LOAOA out of this, then I'd better heed her request.

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TSN
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Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me [insert whatever divine deity you believe in here]?

I don't believe in any divine deities. And, besides... Remember what happened when someone swore to tell "the whole truth" in Life, the Universe, and Everything?

State your name and occupation for the court.

Name: TSN.
Occupation: Imitating Omega Supreme.

(Never mind... Obscure "Transformers" reference...)

How long have you known the defendant?

Ever since we first met...

How did you come across his plans to take over the world?

"Come across"? I thought it was just common knowledge...

Please describe this thread marked "People's Exhibit A". Please identify your role in this thread.

I'm afraid I have to plead the fifth on that. That's the fifth commandment, of course. As in, if I told you, I'd have to kill you...


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LOA
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Guess what? I took new pictures. And scanned them in. Yay! *grin*

Oh... and I've recovered from the shock... I think I'll make it through the trial now.....

~LOA!

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MsChris
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Ahhh, I see. Please continue then.

Baliff, Please make sure Ms.Jubes has plenty of tissue and water.

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Saltah'na
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TSN:

6) I'm referring to the secret plans towards world domination hatched by CC, the use of his sheep in the Sheep Revolution, and how the Forums play a grand part in his schemes. We have statements in while CC's intentions were obvious to the people of Flare, his actual plans were only privy to the admins at all times. Please elaborate to the court what you have discovered.

7) The fifth commandment states "Honour thy father and mother". What does this have to do with your statement?

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!


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akb1979
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That's what I love about this forum - you're all mad! Madder than I am - it's great! Keep it up, I'm sitting at my computer laughing my ass off here.

Say next time MIB comes in, can I have a go at him? I've brought my kickin' shoes and am eager to use them. (No offence MIB, I'm just going with the flow)

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Daniel
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*gives akb1979 a haughty look* Excuse me, but what exactly are you implying? Are you trying to slander us?! As one of the justices of this Honorable Court of Flare I will have you banned from the jury and stricken from the court if you cannot take these proceedings seriously!

And good God man, don't invite that mad justice freak back in here! That's the last thing we need! He goes on about perceived injustice worse than Chang Wufei!

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TSN
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"I'm referring to the secret plans towards world domination hatched by CC, the use of his sheep in the Sheep Revolution, and how the Forums play a grand part in his schemes. We have statements in while CC's intentions were obvious to the people of Flare, his actual plans were only privy to the admins at all times. Please elaborate to the court what you have discovered."

I've informed the [Discovery | discovery] over subspace radio.

"The fifth commandment states 'Honour thy father and mother'. What does this have to do with your statement?"

Wrong one. And kindly stop ruining my jokes... :-)


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Jubilee
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*drinks water and uses lots of Tissues since the Bailiff will provide more*

*wonders if she can just plead the fifth on all Tahna's questions*

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MsChris
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quote:
Originally posted by Jubilee McGann:
*drinks water and uses lots of Tissues since the Bailiff will provide more*

*wonders if she can just plead the fifth on all Tahna's questions*


Hmmm...You may be held in contemp and jailed if you don't answer the questions. Oh, and, since you aren't married to Mr.Capps, you may be called for testimony. You may be required to testify as a hostile witness. You can't get out of it! Mr.Capps won't have a chance....Muwhaaahhhhaaaa!

*ahem*

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Daniel
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*looks across the bench wide-eyed and sweatdrops* I see...

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LOA
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So when do I get to testify????

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