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LOA
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*has a Sony Xplode amp in her car... for now* Waiting to switch over to the good ol' Phoenix Gold.... that's on the list of mods for my Car-Car.... if she doesn't kill me first

~LOA

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akb1979
Just loves those smilies!
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quote:
Originally posted by Jeff Kardde:
Well, christ, Liam, I don't want a sex-change operation, it would just be nice to not have my prespective partner scream, "that thing's too big and it'll never fit!" and run away in terror.

Say Jeff Kardde, is it like in the picture with your lady?

http://flareupload.hypermart.net/files/011.jpg

[ June 28, 2001: Message edited by: akb1979 ]

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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*sigh*

Can we add to the FAQ the following?

Q. Am I allowed to make comments about giant penises?

A. Yes. As long as you are talking about Simon "Sol System" Sizer.

Q. Why?

A. Because otherwise you'll ruin the joke.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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The359
The bitch is back
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OK, I have the best car out of everyone here (as far as I know). It's brand new, it's fast, it's loud, and it's MINE!

Seriously, a Jeep? An overglorified minivan
Civic? Almost as bad as a Mini or Beetle
Corolla? Boooring....

Alero all the way! Bring your cars, I'll school your asses

*strokes his ego* oh yeah....

[ June 28, 2001: Message edited by: The359 ]

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans


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Malnurtured Snay
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A Jeep is an overglorified minivan? Dude, it can barely fit FOUR people. Unless you don't mind holding onto the sides ...

I've got a JVC KD-SX750 System. It's pretty damn nice, IMHO. Although I could use more speakers. Eh, maybe I'll get around to that this summer.

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The359
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I'm talking a Cherokee, not a Wrangler!

Wrangler is nothing but a death trap.

And Liberty is fugly. Why didn't they come out with the VARSITY or COMMANDER instead?

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans


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MC Infinity
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Bah! Foolz, get a Mustang!
I wanna get one, that is if I don't decide to take my dad's chrysler and work on it.

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Gee, all I'd like is a nice used 93 Saturn SL2. When I get it, perhaps I'll have a special bumper sticker made: "Perfectly comfortable with my penis size."

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MC Infinity
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Bumper stickers eh? I never think about them. I'd love to get a personalized licence plate.
Now that you got me thinking about them, I'd have to say: Geek with a V8, clear the way!

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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"I may not hit bottom, but I'll scrape the sides." - Don Dias (my personal screen-saviour)

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PsyLiam
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And amazingly, most of you have girl trouble. What on earth could be the reason?

'Gee, all I'd like is a nice used 93 Saturn SL2. When I get it, perhaps I'll have a special bumper sticker made: "Perfectly comfortable with my penis size.'

Read the FAQ Shik.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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LOA
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Saturns are wonderful.....

And Mustangs... *drool*.... but only the REALLY new ones, or the REALLY old ones... there were MANY year of bad mustangs... pleh! But the new mustangs... yes........ VERY nice...........

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Malnurtured Snay
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Right, Liz, tad too many "...." there. Let's try and trim that down, shall we?

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MC Infinity
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I saw something absolutely beautifull the other day in Auto Trader, a '73 Corvette for only $3800 canadian. It needs work on the engine and a new paintjob, but it looks so damn good, and I think it's worth it. When I get enough money I'm definitely gonna get one of those. Forget the old chrysler! Infinity is getting an old 'Vette!!

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"And Mustangs... *drool*.... but only the REALLY new ones, or the REALLY old ones..."

Well, you're half-right, anyway... *shudders @ thought of the ubiquitous yuppie-filled new Mustangs*


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