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LOA
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With all of those modifications, you'd better plan on keeping that death trap a LONG time... because otherwise, it'd probably be almost cheaper just to get a new car..... *shrug* I'm trying to "upgrade" my car too, but I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth it.... I might be selling it soon... but now I might not... it may be cursed, but it hasn't killed me yet, and it sure is cute.... *smile*

But please... a 3" lift and 33" tires? Are you TRYING to make it more unstable? 'cause Jeeps roll, honey.... do you realize how scary that is? VERY.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Ah! But, as well as putting 33" TALL tires, I'm also planning on getting some 16" WIDE tires.

And, it's not like the 3" lift goes on top of the wheel, it goes on the axle (I think). So all in all, I'd only be adding maybe 5" to the height of the Jeep.

I am planning on keeping the Jeep for a LONG time. It'd be nice to give to my kid at some point (although not until s/he has been driving for a long time so as not to be foolish with it).

But, yes, I'm planning on holding it onto it for awhile.

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PsyLiam
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And when are you planning on having a kid?

What is it with Yanks and old cars, anyway?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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Malnurtured Snay
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A '98 isn't an old car.

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Nim
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I suppose it would be if people nowadays want to change cars as often as they change computers.

(Girl in passenger seat): "Hey, that GPS can only handle two satellites at a time! And the DVD is only 6x!!! That's sooo 20th century! I'm out of here, honey!"

[ June 26, 2001: Message edited by: Nimrod ]

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PsyLiam
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It will be by the time you give it to your non-existent kid, especially if you want them to have been driving a while before.

Besides, how are you planning on having kids after the operation?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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MC Infinity
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Apparently, your reproductury capabilities are SOO impressive that he'll just adopt a kid off of you. Must be the bitch tits you keep talking about...

*yes, I am being sarcastic, are you actually dense enough to wonder?*

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....


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LOA
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Only 5 inches? 5 inches will make a HUGE difference, trust me.... imagine if I was to raise my Civic 5 inches... you can't say you'd not notice that And besides... if it wasn't going to make much of a difference, you wouldn't pay for it.... you're not THAT silly!

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PsyLiam
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"Apparently, your reproductury capabilities are SOO impressive that he'll just adopt a kid off of you."

You are obviously mistaking me with Simon here.

"Must be the bitch tits you keep talking about..."

I believe I talked about my man-breasts once. And babies don't come out of man-breasts. Silly Infinity.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Only 5 inches? 5 inches will make a HUGE difference, trust me...."

Well, that's good news. I'm safe, then...

Wait... That was about cars? Not the, um... other, uh... discussion... I see...

Erm... Nevermind.


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Cartman
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Larger is better. It's a universal law, applies to all.

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Lee
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LOA can lift her Honda Civic 5 inches? Wow, she's really on the mend. . .

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PsyLiam
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They rebuilt her. They had the tecnology.

"Larger is better. It's a universal law, applies to all."

Apart from

1/ Stomachs
2/ Male arses
3/ Noses
4/ Tumours
5/ Male hair cuts
6/ Charles

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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Wes
Over 20 years here? Holy cow.
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no, shit is:

South Park


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MC Infinity
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quote:
Originally posted by LOA:
imagine if I was to raise my Civic 5 inches...

Why would anyone want to raise a Civic??
What people usually do with a Civic, is lower it, and put wider tires on it, and maybe even side mouldings to make it look sporty. But to raise it? It might be cool if you put some monster truck wheels on it But I don't think you wanna risk it.

And yeah, I do realize that it was a hypothetical question, but I'm personally into car mods so I felt the need to reply.

What I wanna do is take an '89 Chrysler Dynasty, rebuild the engine, turbocharge it, fix the chasis, repaint it, put some alloy wheels and a sunroof, and ofcourse a Sony Xplode soundsystem.
Either that, or just buy a new car, cuz it'd cost about the same

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....


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