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Yeah, I guess its kinda like Lotto. If you win, you win big. Chances are: you'll never win.
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Hey, what can I say. According to my prot�g�, I'm "a damn sexy bitch, yo." But then...sexual & muscial muse. So.
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I don't trust the opinion of anyone who would seriously say "damn sexy bitch, yo". Especially about a guy.
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That's cause you're not a hepster like me, Timmy boy. I'm so ghetto, Louis Farrakhan listens to me. I'm so black, I absorb light. I'm so emo, I cry when the flying stars screensaver comes on. I'm so indie, I only like bands that haven't even FORMED yet.
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I have trouble telling when Shik is winding us up, and when he's being serious.
I did get told off once on these forums by someone for saying "In the house. Word." Which was strange, as I didn't think anyone said that anymore anyway.
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What? You mean this whole time I've been saying things thinking that I was all of that... Heavens to Murgatroid! Next you're gonna tell me these ultra-tight acid-washed jeans make me look silly. Oh, fiddlesticks.
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That meteor storm had a luck effect over my night. I was at a friend's house that night partying, and this girl and I decided we had better not miss the metoer shower, so we *ahem* went out to enjoy it on the nearby golf course.
Afterward when I was driving home, I kept seeing glimpses of lights in my rear-view mirror (falling meteors as if turned out). Quite bright, too. Suspecting it was a siren in the distance, I immediately panicked, slowed down, and realized I was driving on the wrong side of the road. A few moments later, I noticed a patrol car in a darkened driveway waiting to pull over unsuspecting drunks. I wasn't one of those that night, thankfully.
On a side note, I learned that the holes in the golf course make GREAT cupholders.
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I found the 19th hole, so to speak, but it wasn't an eagle that night, no. *sigh* Ahh, well, I never was good at golf.
Speaking of golf, have you ever realized the amount of funny innuedoes in golf terminology?
For example: foursome: Depends where you are. In the States, a group of four playing together. In Britain, a match between two teams of two, each hitting one ball alternately.
fairwood: Any wooden club that’s not your driver. Nowadays, you say fairway metal because you don’t see many wooden clubs anymore.
head cover: Protection for the clubhead, usually used on woods.
And perhaps the funniest, in my opinion, why, i don't know, but it is one of those early morning highs where everything is hilarious now and makes no sense later...
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As far as the innuendo of that last one goes... If your target holes are 4.25 inches wide, there's something very wrong...
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Those are all terms, by the way, right out of this golf rulebook I got about a year ago while I was taking an independant study class in high school. Can you believe you could golf and bowl for a credit? I ain't complainin' though, it helped me graduate.
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