(Just a guess, and NO the Big, Bad Wolf isn't one of my neighbors!)
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Ok, second guess. Monty is the slightly rabid looking fellow in the fourth row, third from the right. The one who looks like he's about to maul that girl in front of him.
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Hm... Who would have thought Monty would look like Scott Adams...?
Well, anyway, I guess this shoots that "he's so foxy" theory to hell... *runs away laughng*
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It is a trick Lee, we are actually clones on a mission to mess with your head.
In my defence that bush is actually quite big, and I was having to supress it with my limbs at considerable strain.... I assure ye, up close and in surround sound I am so foxy you could pin a bushy tail on me and shoot me on a Sunday.
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Monty 1 - Monitoring all Montgomeries from a control bunker hidden in a wrecked barge on the river Clyde. Kitted out with sophisticated global computer feeds and a lifetime supply of Nutri-Grain breakfast bars.
Monty 2 - Assigned to observe The First One and Liam in South England.
Monty 3 - Laying curry traps in Australia.
Monty 4 - Deceased. (Previously assigned to close observation of MaGiC. Found dead tied to chair with ecstatic facial expression and surrounded by fruit.)
Monty 5 - Patrolling Terran system in a spacepod made from sticky-back plastic.
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What do you mean, Containment Facility? He's not doing a very good job. I'm going to California at the end of the month, in fact...*phone rings*
["The airport burned down?!"]
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*pulls out handy Vorta clone-tracking device and modifies it to look for the Monty clones* Hmmmm..Ah! THere's one now! *throws arms up in air* I give up! I give up! *L*
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*checks the list* *checks it again* Hm... No Monties in Mid-America, eh? Heh-heh-heh... *Burnsspeak* Excellent... *continues work on plans for world domination*
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