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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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"an aunt and uncle of mine married at 13, back about 1935 or so"

It's a good thing it's not 1935 anymore. Whoo.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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"Unless you go out as a group of vegetarians..."

Well, we might as well just go out as a group of flying elephants.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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First of Two
Better than you
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quote:
Being a vegetarian makes you attractive? In my experience, being a vegetarian makes you a pain to take out for dinner in a group.
What I meant was, the girl doesn't have an extraneous ounce of fat anywhere. She isn't skinny, she's just... hell, I don't know the descriptive term. Well-packaged, for a thirtysomething mother of one.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"...I don't know the descriptive term."

"Mesomorphic"?

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Curry Monster
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I think what Rob is trying to say is that she has bumps and grooves in all the right places, laid out in a very pleasing manner. [Smile]

Though why we are discussing peoples cousins is still a bit of a mystery. Next time, can we discuss goats or something?

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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whatever floats your goat, man
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Siegfried
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That Daryus. He's such a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd boy.
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Kosh
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quote:

It's a good thing it's not 1935 anymore. Whoo.

The really funny part was that they didn't divorce for many years, even though they didn't live together very long. He moved away, and after they were both elderly, she was still able to draw Black Lung money from being married to him.

[Cool]

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PsyLiam
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*Kills Sieggy completely and utterly dead*

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Siegfried
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CaptainMike starts the goat sex jokes, and I'm the one that Liam chooses to punish. Is there no justice in this world?
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PsyLiam
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*Kills Seiggy again, since he wasn't paying attention the first time*

While Mikey's was bad, your was 7 billion times worse.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Siegfried
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It was not! It was funny! I still don't see why I'm the one being killed in cold blood and not CaptainMike. What's the matter? Did I hit too close to home? If so, I apologize. My baaaaaaaaaaaahd.
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Grokca
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I think you got his goat Seiggy

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capped
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i didnt start it.. the person before started the goat sex jokes. and might i add that this is a thread about people who desire the legality of incest?

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Grokca
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Shelbyvillians

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