quote:1863 was my favorite. You had to outwit bunch of slavers based upon your knowledge of the American Civil War.
i'm assuming that the character you portrayed was black. if it was a white character, you could have outwitted the slavers by waving and saying "howdy".
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You are too full of the funny Simon. You should put material like that to work in like a newspaper or something. You'd surpass even Dave Barry.
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Nope. There was no ethnic spin in the book. The south was just full of motherfuckers who wanted to kill you, because they were Bad. Evil Rebel Bastards.
Actually, the whole thing revolved around getting a slave out of the south, being as how he was critical to the time-stream or some such.
It was pretty engaging stuff in the second grade.
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Yessa, massa! I's be cleaning dem nassy paradoxes right up!
"I be working in da time-stream, all da live long daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy..."
Jesus. Bad images to have in your head this late in the day.
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i think it's funny that the author of a "through the black hole" type choose-your-own adventure didn't really understant how relativity would affect things. makes the book....unpredictable. and stupid. i forgot to add that it also makes the book stupid.
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quote:I'm not sure I see where I let the funny leak out...
i think it is because you used the word "dick". Magnus being in 3rd grade, and all.
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