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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Jeff is not so interested in pimping female deer. But, the idea of a Snuff film has surely crossed his mind.
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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quote:
make sure to use lots of colors when you draw your picture on the app though
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Malnurtured Snay
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Red huh?

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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I can never stay in the lines....

and the ones that leave an opening... What is up with that, giving you an out like that....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Malnurtured Snay
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Okay, well ... I went out application hunting today. Went out to the White Marsh area to hit some resteraunts I didn't get my first couple passes through. The first place I saw was Bertucci's Brick Over Pizzaria, so I said to myself, "Gosh Omega is a prick."

Anyway, I pulled up, walked in, and asked if they were hiring servers. Hostess says "yep" and went off to grab an application. A manager named Carl came out, spoke to me briefly, and had me fill out the application at the bar. Kept asking me if I wanted a drink. Filled it out, and had a quick interview with Mary, the Service Manager. I go back tomorrow at 3pm for an interview with the General Manager, and if that goes well, I might go straight into orientation.

[Smile]

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Ritten
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Well getting re-oriented, mmmmm, you'll be a Republican beofre we know it.....

Congrats and good luck....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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The first place I saw was Bertucci's Brick Over Pizzaria, so I said to myself, "Gosh Omega is a prick."

Naturally.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Indeed.

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Ritten
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You think about Omega while not on the board???

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Siegfried
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I think of Flare-ites off the board on occassion. Whenever I see a woman showing off her massive cleavage, I think to myself, "Gosh, I bet Topher would like a picture of her."

And whenever I see a dead squirrel squished into the pavement on campus, I think, "Wonderful. Another Snay in training."

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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i think of all you whenever i am out of place or getting ready to refuse sex... give me strength
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Cartman
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Getting ready to refuse, or to be refused?

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Siegfried
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Malnurtured Snay
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So I went back. Had an interview with the General Manager, a guy named Dave. The Bertucci's is a regional training store, so it's important that everything be to the "coporate standard." Anyway, I got the job, and thought of Siggy's sage advice (you know, regarding the didlo, the condom, and the shotgun - and no, I won't be putting that into practice, but thanks for sharing), and then got so bored during orientation (video after video) that I thought I would crazy, and thusly thought of Chucky Capps gunning down Omega with a Mac-10, or maybe dousing him in jalapeano juice after inflicting tens of thousands of paper cuts.

But in any regards, I got through orientation, and start training Saturday morning.

Hip-hip, hooorah!

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Siegfried
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Somehow, with his delusional personality and unrelenting hostility issues, I get the feeling that I should be praying for Snay's patrons. Fear the mad waiter.
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