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I believe convention states I should begin this with a "you asked for it."
In the dreams of a certain Greek letter, Things couldn’t be seen as much better. For once asleep, rumoured pictures are real. (Those ones that much of LOA reveal.) My word! Things downstairs just got wetter.
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There was a young woman named Carol who really enjoyed getting anal, One night her man missed and caused her to hiss, Carol now sticks to oral.
There was a shy guy named Paul who's penis was remarkably small, When his girl opened his fly she remarked with a sigh, "I should have fucked your brother instead."
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-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
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There once was a girl from La Pass, Who was renouned for her fabulous ass. It wasn't rounded and pink As you'd normally think, But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
--Jonah
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--David "Woody" Wooderson, Dazed and Confused
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Hey, I'm just thrilled that a woman actually wanted me to use my perverted sense of humour. Plus, said woman did tell me "give us some" and "don't tease me like this!" I mean, that just really brightened my day.
And, yes, I'm stopping. I feel like crap and need to see if I can slip into a doctor's appointment today. Bleh. Sick before Thanksgiving.
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I could write something starting w/ "There once was a woman named LOA / Whose favorite sex toy was a boa", but not much else rhymes w/ those, and the bestiality reference is almost pushing the limits even of my taste.
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