quote:I guess asking for a decent, honest, trustworthy, mature, guy who likes the stuff I do, isn't realistic, is it?
Yes, they're out there, but money is just always so much more fun. Why have a boyfriend when you can buy a Lightning Saix or a Blade Liger?
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You can always buy sex and related personal services instead of a boyfriend since the customer is always right.
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quote:Originally posted by Peregrinus: 359: You live in Seattle? Cool!
--Jonah
No, but she did for a few months.
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quote:Originally posted by Tora Ziyal: Oh, and I wish for world peace.
Oh, come on Tora. We can do better than the big book of cliches, can't we?
Howasbout...a monkey in every office?
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quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: Yes, they're out there, but money is just always so much more fun. Why have a boyfriend when you can buy a Lightning Saix or a Blade Liger?
Uhm...so he can buy me stuff too?
(JK!)
*ducks flying shoes, etc.*
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quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: You can always buy sex and related personal services instead of a boyfriend since the customer is always right.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. Nononononono....the customer is NEVER right. Always wrong. I hate that frigging line. I hear it about 200+ times a day at work too.
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StarFire, I work at American Eagle Outfitters... so I know that line is shit. I was kidding when I posted that.
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Merry Christmas to all! Hmm the only things I want in my stocking this year are Drew Barrymore and Pierce Brosnan...but I suspect I will have to settle for the Barbie 007 collectors edition dolls....
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All i want for christmas is me two front teeth.
I can't believe I just posted that.
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