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Wraith
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The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while he was held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture the terrorist was given $50 US and a white Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.

The following photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.



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TSN
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Enterprise, eh?
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Wraith
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Yeah, I noticed that. [Big Grin]

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Fabrux
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They gave him a Fairlane? They haven't made those since, like '77...

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MinutiaeMan
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LMAO, that's hilarious! [Big Grin]

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Saltah'na
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Did they use the catapult for that?

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The359
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I believe that's the idea. It's probably just them trying to show off the power of the catapults to the crew of the Enterprise.

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Malnurtured Snay
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It looks like a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon, with a car bouncing off in the dust [Big Grin]

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Sol System
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Surely a more impressive demonstration of their power would be to, oh, I don't know, hurl an expensive jet into the air? I mean, I can't quite imagine the seaman (haw haw) working aboard a carrier who thinks "Yeah, these F-16 takeoffs are OK, but what would really impress me is watching my Chevy go into the drink."
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The359
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I think it's to help put it into real world terms. People know how fast cars accelerate so when they see that, they'll know how fast those catapults are.

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Not to mention it throws the car clear in the air, without its engine on, I'm sure. Meust impressive.

Snay: I also thought of C&H, the way the car seems to travel in such a careless, happy-go-lucky way. "WEEEEEEE!!!!"

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Am I the only one who assumed the picture was photoshopped?
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Curry Monster
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nope
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MinutiaeMan
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Nope...

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"Ford's early attempts at Fighter aircraft prove less then suscessful."


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