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Oh yes, I can just see the response to THAT email...
From: The United States Navy To: Wraith
In response to your question, yes, we in the United States Navy have nothing better to do with our dozen aircraft carriers then entertain the thousands of seamen assigned to them then to launch Ford Fairlanes off the catapults on their decks. We'd prefer Ford Edsels, but we couldn't find any. The crews appear to like this entertainment, as the amount of mantraining has decreased by large amounts, merely because the men no longer have time to bugger each other silly. The ship in your picture, for example, is now at 65% mantrain active crewmembers, down from 70%.
Thank you for your inquiry, Rear Admiral John "Caboose" Fomoco
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Hilarity would ensue.
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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I figured if the Bank of Nigeria could use Yahoo, so could the Navy.
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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