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Lotus Notes: Yahweh personal edition. ------------------------------------- To do: Short term ---------- Review entrance submissions Do Bad things to Good People Ignore prayers
Long term --------- Appear in some fruit in Venezuala Extend the Pope's lifetime well beyond reason Get Omega the Ladies
If I get around to it --------------------- Famine, AIDS, disease, hate Shave nipple hair
HAHA! I AM SO INCINDIARY! LIKE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE! HAHA! +100 To "Oh man, look, you is talking smack about God, good for you little man!"
(Though, on a more real note of realess: "Long Term," Omega?
Like: "Oh no! I am fifteen and things do not look good for Homestar Runner!" (Let us presuppose things don't not look good for each and every fifteen year old in the whole world, for a minute.) Now: "Things are looking up for the Eighteen/Nineteen Year Old me!"
I think this happens to everyone in the world because all their angst eventually oozes out of their face at some point.
Also, though this is not nearly as high on my list as Teenagers who've ever said "Oh, we'll last forever. He loves me," it's still up there. Along with "I'm different," and "I'm seeing someone," and "Get the fuck away from me pervert."
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quote:Originally posted by Topher: Pepsi Blue is awesome, as is Mountain Dew Code Red. Haven't tried the fruity Sprite, haven't seen the orange Mountain Dew, and Vanilla Coke is gross.
I avoid eating things that don't occur naturally in nature - i.e. BLUE things. The only blue food is Blue-berries and they're not really blue!
Although you could always pretend it's Romulan Ale!! (pepsi are missing a whole untapped market).
I suppose there is that Blue Gatorade that could be a Romulan Ale substitute... OR
You're good ole Caracoa SP? That blue liquer!
Andrew
-------------------- "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)
He has just summed up the entire adolescent experience.
Personally, I'm finding teenageness to be a well out of which I cannot climb.
Oh! And the song I am listening to just now is all topical suddenly! "I don't care if you're beautiful and young / your day will come"
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"Personally, I'm finding teenageness to be a well out of which I cannot climb."
Simon 1998 and Simon 2003 really don't get along, do they?
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Well, no, but that is only because they have so much in common.
But what I was getting at was that the supposed clarity of purpose that is supposed to grace ones twenties has so far eluded me.
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"The only blue food is Blue-berries and they're not really blue!"
If you were eating blueberries, and they weren't blue, I submit that what you were eating may not have been blueberries.
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"I avoid eating things that don't occur naturally in nature"
So you're on a diet of corn, fruit, and raw vegetables?
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quote:Originally posted by Sol System: But what I was getting at was that the supposed clarity of purpose that is supposed to grace ones twenties has so far eluded me.
It tends to happen between 18 and 20 I find. By the time you actually hit your twenties, all the big changes have happened, and then it's just a slow slide down the well of "I don't like modern music that all the young people listen to nowadays."
Simon loves that slide.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Oh yes, that's for sure what I want to be. Music was better on wax cylinders! But it wasn't. The past is terrible. I watch nothing but MTV to find out what's going on, now, because I am desperate for youth.
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You have a bit more of an excuse though, being old. Er.
And ginger.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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