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*decides to add the Commodore to her %!$@ list as well* Well, Um....... I raise the bid with.... *thinks* 1,000 bottles of Domestic Romulan Ale..... yeah!
*pulls some connections out of her butt* *then realizes she doesn't have any*
Well in that case, i'll have to use feminine whiles to get what I want. Oohhhhhhhh Timmeykins.... you seem to have something caught in your zipper... here..... LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!..... *buahahhaaa*
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
[edited] The commodore was added to my SHIT list... hence the %!$@ , I don't know where Liam got "fucking" out of that, and I'm not sure I want to. However, i'm leaving it there so the other posts make sense
[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on April 06, 1999.]
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Geez, Jubilee is rolling out the innuedo about the same rate as MaGiC in her heyday as the Empress of Interrogation and Fuzzy Handcuffs.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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I would think that Jubilee and MaGiC are good friends....I think. I've been to their webpages, and they're linked...heheheh.
*hands Jubilee a cat o' nine tails*
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
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Alright, people, am I gonna have to start getting medieval on you? *puts on his suit of armor and picks up his longsword w/ phaser attachment* Well, mostly medieval...
------------------ "About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver." -James Lileks
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The innuendo is yours to intrepret, Siegfried, dear....
Liam: Do you really want to know? ... (and actually, TSN was already ON the list.... obviously.... since he had my clothing laminated)
*takes the cat o nine tails* Why .... thanks!
And yes, MaGiC and I are friends...... *L*
Well, you see, it's come to my attention that I am but one of a very FEW women who post here... and that means that there are tons of men out there...and they are my captive audience
But ......... if you don't like it.... I'll tone it down for 'ya
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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A large brown bear ambles onto the tournament grounds. A hush falls over the crowd as he rises up on his hind legs, extends a paw, opening it to reveal an object. Light glints from the object as the camera zooms in to reveal:
A CAN OPENER!
*Music: Also Sprach Zarathustra*
The crowd roars its approval as the knight in armor signals a time-out and waves the referee over.
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HEALTH WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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Never fear, Sol System! I'm trained in CPR and mouth to mouth!
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
I heard there was something sick, perverted and downright illegal going on in here. The screams of TSN and the occasional gasps from (I think) Liam are getting through the walls.
I also understand there's a new dominatrix in town and... *spies Jubilee* ...Helllllooooohh.
*whipcrack*
YYYYEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
------------------ "I'm sorry I'm late.... I've been irrigating the desert... Which isn't easy on your own." - M&W
Just a very willfull, opinionated woman with more than a healthy dose of libido and an impressive sex drive.
However....if you DO like women who dress in leather and use a whip ....... *trails off*
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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