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Hmmmmm I could use his corny jokes to enhance mine... But does he come with a mute button when he starts to sing?
Question....TSN, Why are you always offline on ICQ? What are you doing behind there eh?
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[Voice quavers from behind an Eka-platinum/transmodium barrier:]
"Yes"
DUCK!!!
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I once met a doctor who looked like a duck...I could tell right away that he was a quack...
ba-ba bing!
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Duranium? Carbonite? Corny jokes? Mute buttons? Phaser levels 17 through 32? I think this just may be the kinkiest interrogation thread yet.
*walks over to where Tim was once hanging upside down and picks up the loose change*
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Hm... Actually, the phaser has three emitters, so settings 1-16 are normal, 17-32 are like getting hit by a phaser at 16 and another at 1-16, and 33-48 are like getting hit by two phasers at 16 and one at 1-16.
But I think Liam's method works, too... :-)
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Is he still up for auction?? I have a lawn that needs fertilizing, and I heard that chopped up pieces of TSN scattered around worked well...... Um......
*looks* Oops! didn't mean to type that outloud...
Anyways, You guys are forgetting a few phaser settings! Extra Tasty Crispy, Shake N Bake, Lightly toast, Scorch, Instant breakfast, and My personal favorite, "Slow, painful, agonizing death".
*points phaser at TSN* Now .. I'm only going to ask nicely one more time... I WANT MY CLOTHES BACK! *shivers*
*mutters about men stealing her clothing and laminating it*
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