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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Priests are getting more than I am, and I am as outspoken and Christian as you could get.

Generalization: Solved!

Go God Go!

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Well, that was an unsupported generalization..."

Omega + humor = complete waste of time

Specific enough for you?

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Are you sure it's not...

Humour + Tim = Unexpected error in file funny.dll. Program will now go and have a lie down to recover.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Wraith
Zen Riot Activist
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quote:
Priests are getting more than I am, and I am as outspoken and Christian as you could get.

Generalization: Solved!

Go God Go!

Well, apparently the Bishop of Reading's abstaining.....

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"I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman, which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." --Jubal Harshaw

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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"have a lie down"

There is nothing better than English from England.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Well, what with connecting the dots, not joining them, I'd say that's your problem right there. You guys don't lie down? What are you, Minbari?

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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We do lie down, but only in verb form.
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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And that is why you have more gun deaths than any other country.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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As a card-carrying USA person, I keep the guns with which I make people have a lie down in thy pantry.

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"Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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How did you get into Liam's pantry? Pants I could understand, but not pantry...
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Are you dreaming or what?

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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*thinks that there is a whole different reason why Omega is a "happy kind of screwed"*

Or maybe two reasons..... ;-)

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"You are anal twattypoo who has ruined my good mood" PsyLiam to TSN May 01,2006.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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I think you'd better take the fifth, LOA. [Big Grin]

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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MAYEBE HE STICKED HSI PENAS INTO A LADEYS VAGEINA?!!1 LIEKE SOMETIMS ON TEH TV TEHY TALK ABOUT SCREWEING OR SOMEHTING ?!! AND I GUASS MAYEBE TAHT SI WAHT HE DID?!1

OR MAYEBE HE SCREWED TEH POOCH?! BECAUSE HE SI FRAM NASHVILLE, HOEM OF TEH POOCHSEX AND TEH ALAN JACKSON: CAOUNTRY MUISIC SENSATAION1

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The_Tom
recently silent
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultra Magnus:
MAYEBE HE STICKED HSI PENAS INTO A LADEYS VAGEINA?!!1 LIEKE SOMETIMS ON TEH TV TEHY TALK ABOUT SCREWEING OR SOMEHTING ?!! AND I GUASS MAYEBE TAHT SI WAHT HE DID?!1

OR MAYEBE HE SCREWED TEH POOCH?! BECAUSE HE SI FRAM NASHVILLE, HOEM OF TEH POOCHSEX AND TEH ALAN JACKSON: CAOUNTRY MUISIC SENSATAION1

Artistic Impression

ITA | RUS | CHN | USA | FRA | CAN | JPN
5.9 | 5.8 | 5.9 | 6.0 | 5.4 | 5.8 | 5.9

Technical Merit

ITA | RUS | CHN | USA | FRA | CAN | JPN
6.0 | 5.9 | 5.9 | 5.9 | 5.2 | 6.0 | 6.0


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"I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005)

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