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Exactly what is the reasoning behind this tread?
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"La puanteur fran�aise" may be a legitimate expression, but it still makes your sentence invalid. Since "stink" is a noun and a verb, let's use "odor" instead. "The French odor, they do not bathe."?
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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the "fu�k" you say!
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Once again we have a great example of what a paranoid psychotic Rob really is. He hates the French. He hates me. Therefore we're in it together. I am, therefore, French. But then again, what does it matter to the poor deluded little shit? By his twisted little worldview, everyone who isn't American is French. And Arab. And probably child-abusers too. 8)
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That's unecessarily complicated isn't it? I'm part English, part irish, part Scottish, part Cornish and part Boer. See, much simpler.
quote: Pish tosh, boy! I scorned the French LONG before it was popular!
When has it been unpopular?
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For the record, I do not hate the French (Lee is another matter, but he hated me first, so I feel justified there.)
I do not dislike the French any more than I dislike any other nationality, including my own.
However, I am having a GREAT DEAL of fun with the anti-French hysteria, and moreso with the anti-anti-French hysteria, which actually contains a far greater proportion of hysteria than the hysteria it is directed against. Lee's original hysterical response to my cologne comment being ample evidence of that, and TSN's response to my response to that being the icing on the cake.
All that came after that is me just having fun with two decidedly unstable individuals with persecution complexes.
Not as fun as Fundie-baiting Omega, admittedly, but it has its moments.
Now, back to the humor:
*Slaps Ommie with a mudskipper* A FISH! With LUNGS!
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quote:Originally posted by LOA: Maybe it'll be your turn next, baby..
Awwww... she called me "baby."
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Damn it, people, at least give me the opportunity to pretend that a woman is flirting with me of her own free will!
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just made by the Presbyterian Church
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You are most cuddly, Siegfried.
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And Hollywood has so far failed to fly all of you in for sitcom planning and production? Unfathomable. Becaue this thread is so funny I have laughed out my spine.
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