He would be all: "What is going on here?" You would be all: "I just pooped on you." He would be all: "Don't do that."
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Church camp!?! Gotta replace the middle of his bible with a fold-out from Playgirl! Man, what fun in church when he opens the bible to that!
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Get him to speak in tongues. Tell the Oberstgruppenminister that he has AC/DC records in the Pat Boone sleeves. Put "What Would Satan Do?" on the back of all his shirts.
Could you plant a false idol, maybe?
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NIckelbag in his duffelbag: he'll be getting lectures on drugs and doing pennance for the duration.
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We don't do wine, we do grape juice. And I don't think there'll be any of that at camp, either.
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Church camp... church porn? Why does this sound like the basis of American Pie IV...
You might as well arrange to have the guy gangbanged by a bunch of horny naked forrest rangers rather than popping him yourself.
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quote:Originally posted by Omega: Um... I'm rather sure there'll be no alcohol at church camp.
Smuggle some in. Go on, be wild!
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Squirt warm water on his face with a squirt gun while he's asleep: pretend to be zipping your pants as he wakes up.
Nobody really gets hurt and he'll definitely not pull any more pranks on someone so obviously insane.
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HA! that's a good one! i'll have to remember that thanx!
if the place has those outhouses with an open pit under the toilet, you could rig a speaker that you don't mind wasting in there and have it say stuff when he's using it, i tried that once, it was so funny...
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Anybody see Devil's Advocate? When Pacino goes into the church and dips his finger in the holy water, and it bubbles? THAT would be cool, not sure how you could fake it though. . .
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