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Yeah, you should know all about that, Jason. It's that thing that the very few, unfortunate women have had to do when they've been "with" you....
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I'd call that a low blow, but that's about as witty as you get, so I'll let you have your moment in the sun, Jeff.
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: I'd call that a low blow, but that's about as witty as you get, so I'll let you have your moment in the sun, Jeff.
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If this person sleeps on his stomach, why don't you just crack a raw egg on his ass and let him think he got gangbanged?
That or just hire a transvestite hooker for him and not tell him the surprise...
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I'm sure at church camp that'll go down well... DO IT!!!
Actually, what demomination doesn't let you drink?
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The Baptists, Pentacosts, Jehovah's Witnesses (I think) and Presbyterians don't allow consumption of alcoholic beverages in any form, that I'm sure of. Not sure if Methodists allow drinking.
Those Christian religions I'm sure of are: Catholics, Greek Orthodox (all Orthodox, I think, since they're an offshoot of the Catholic church), Episcopal and some non-denominational churches. That's about all I'm sure of, tho.
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I'm fairly sure the Catholics don't mind alcohol... If they do, the Irish are screwed anyway...
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They don't at all mind their parishoners drinking alcohol. That's what I meant by "those who don't", in case that wasn't clear.
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If your Catholic, you can drink all you want, you just have to be sure to do some token act of repentance afterwards.
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.. like killing a non-Catholic to rregain God's love
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quote:Originally posted by TheWoozle: If your Catholic, you can drink all you want, you just have to be sure to do some token act of repentance afterwards.
Obviously, you're not Catholic or Episcopalian 'cause that's a major misconception. You may be Catholic (or Episcopal) and consume alcohol any time you wish. However, if you drink to excess (i.e. get good and drunk), it's considered a sin. You must repent your sin - usually in the form of Confession to a priest and perform an act of contrition, which is not considred "token" by Catholics, but an honest act. There is no such thing as an "act of repentence", tho one must repent the sin that was committed and then perform the act of contrition.
Just so's ya know.
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All of which points towards an unnecessary legalism.
Anyway, I attend a "Church of Christ". That's either a denomination or it's not, depending on your definition of a denomination. Basically, Churches of Christ (as opposed to all those OTHER churches, I guess...) all tend to have the same general mode of worship: acappella singing, communion every week, and elders in charge of the congregation. There's no inter-congregational hierarchy, though, so individual churches can allow one thing while other churches disallow it. I don't know any that disallow drinking, full stop, but some apparently believe we shouldn't have kitchens in our church buildings. Under any circumstances, I'm 19, so getting alcohol to camp would be a minor miracle.
I think what I'm actually gonna do is take advantage of my position at camp. I'm camera dude, see. I run around all week taking pictures of more or less everything, and at the end of it all I'll build a slideshow to show everyone. (Even at camp, I end up playing with my computer all week. No internet access, though. ) SO, I just get either an embarrasing picture of him, or I take a picture and modify it in a suitably hilarious way. Thanks for all your ideas, odd as they may have been.
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) SO, I just get either an embarrasing picture of him, or I take a picture and modify it in a suitably hilarious way. Thanks for all your ideas, odd as they may have been. 
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