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I was driving home, on this country road, and this uppity little stupid sucidal DEER decides to RUN ACROSS THE ROAD RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. So I flash my brights, hit my horn & my brake ... and the little fucking waste of venison decides to run BACK ACROSS THE OTHER WAY.
My next car had better be equipped with ASSWADS: Anti-Stupid Suicidal Woodlife Animal Defense System!!!!!
Like, number two on awesome topics that never tire!
Number one: Plastic and plastic accessories.
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Darth Celica indeed. No worse than Darth Jeep.
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Shik
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Perhaps a change to "Darth Herkimer Battle Jitney" is in order.
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Ummm, I'm glad you're okay and all, but let me just say this - you hurt that new car of yours and I'm gonna have to hurt you! Oy!
I haven't even gotten a chance to help you put a stereo in it yet... yeesh!
Avoid the country roads. And deer. Definately avoid deer.
Maybe you should just stop driving? It's a thought.... use your car more as something to LOOK at, rather than a tool for travel? I'm just sayin'...........
~LOA
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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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He can't avoid country roads. The whole AREA is conutry roads. Even Manor Rd. & that's a semi-major one.
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Have you considered trading the Celica for one of these?:
You might need it...
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You could probably skewer a moose on that grille... 'Twould be a grand prize, eh, Jeff? You've been playing in the minor league long enough now.
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just made by the Presbyterian Church
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And you could hang deer skulls on the side bars. Predator-style.
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quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: Hahaha! Deer!!!
Like, number two on awesome topics that never tire!
Number one: Plastic and plastic accessories.
Then the logical intersection of these two conversations would be the recommendation that Snay should drive a plastic car. Tnen he could just bounce off
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On the other hand that...thing The359 posted looks fairly sunstantial!
quote:So I flash my brights
Isn't that illegal?
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Oh, I get it.. I assumed that was a typo for lights.
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Oh, no. Snay let one get away. You know that he's back at headquarters informing them about what transpired. Soon, there will be an army of vension rampaging across Merryland looking for the one they simply call The Devourer of Deer Flesh.
Fear the mad deer, Snay. Fear them.
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