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I would have thought by now that it would be clear where all these deer are coming from.
One of these days, one of them will get lucky. Oh, yes, they will. The Elite Kamikaze Odocoileinae Division (EKOD) always gets its man.
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quote: Avoid the country roads. And deer. Definately avoid deer.
He does not chose the deer, the deer chose him. No matter where he goes, they will find him.
I have a buddy that has the same problem. Deer jump out in front of his car.
He was driving home one night, driving through the capitol city of West Virginia, somewhere where I'd never seen a deer in my then 40 years. So he's driving along the boulevard, city on one side, river on the other. A Deer, coming up to the street from the river, jumped the curb and into the side of Monty's car, denting everything from door to back bumper. There is no where to run to baby, no where to hide.
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Well you're drivin' home about half drunk You ain't got no money you're down on your luck You're awfully hungry, but can't get your fill What you need right now is some fresh road kill
Now do the boogie The road kill boogie Yeah you're doing that boogie The road kill boogie
With some feathers on the windshield, and blood on the grill If you do it just right you can get some fresh road kill Swerve to the left, swerve to the right Then you skin 'em , and cook 'em that very night
Now do the boogie The road kill boogie Yeah you're doing that boogie The road kill boogie
Now look out fido, and look out coon If you don't move fast you'll be dinner soon Go for that rabbit, or that bobwhite quail Or aim for the squirrel with the bushy tail
Now do the boogie The road kill boogie Yeah you're doing that boogie The road kill boogie
Now you break off the beaks, and pull out the claws "Cause you wanna' give some to your mother in law Cut off a piece, and give it to the kids "Cause they need to know how good life is
Now do the boogie The road kill boogie Yeah you're doing that boogie The road kill boogie
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Styro, that H2 only belongs to MI6's Q branch... although I bet Snay wouldn't mind being behind the wheel of teh Aston Martin Vanquish that was in Die Another Day.
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Screw Snay, if anyone deserves ANY Aston Martin its me, dammit!
MINE!
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quote:Originally posted by Styrofoaman: Been driving since 1990, and I've hit two deer. Must make me a Very Bad Driver then.
Not compared to Jeff, who has been driving since (I think) about 1996, and has hit roughly 7 billion deer. And a duck. You bastard, Jeff.
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I'd hate to see you hit anything with a $225,000+ car...
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Not unless it's a gift or you get a discount from Ford since you're Pierce Brosnan.
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I'd hate to see Pierce Brosnan in a car. Especially if there was a leprechaun vomiting on him.
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Pierce Brosnan did buy his own Vanquish after the movie was finished.
By the way, love the new displayed name CaptainMike. Strong Bad 0wnz...
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