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He could haul away at least half a dozen Bambis inside the H2. Save up enough food for a fine feast for every meal of the day. And at the same time run over anyone on the road who gives you trouble. You could be king of the country roads, think of it!
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"You have run over 6000 pounds of meat. However, you can only carry 550 back to the wagon."
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See, if you flashed the brights, it would suggest you already had the lights on, so it was probably dark. But he thought "brights" was "lights". Remove "brights" from your original post, and there's absolutely nothing to suggest that you were in the dark.
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But if you're an above average Flare poster, and you look at the time I posted, correct that for eastern standard time (where I am), and come to the not-illogical conclusion that I was a bit fired up because said incident had occured recently, and one would estimate that it happened at some point not distantly prior to the post. The post was at 10:44pm, so it was not a giant leap to think "it was dark out."
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I thought that he was humourously misunderstanding "flash my brights" as some sort of "I showed my genitals" thing. As in the other version of "flashing", and with "brights" being some sort of euphamism. He thought that brights was a typo, and therefore up for humourous misinterpretation. If he knew that "brights" was intentional, then he would have probably assumed that it was an American term for "high/main beam".
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Also, I never thought I'd tire (ha!) of hearing how bad a driver Jeff is, but...can't you find a new thing to be crap at, Jeffrey?
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How do you figure I'm a bad driver, Liam? Or are you somehow suggesting that deer never run out in front of drivers who are good? They have an extra sense, perhaps?
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Been driving since 1990, and I've hit two deer. Must make me a Very Bad Driver then.
Does the H2 come with a pop-up chain-gun option? You could link that to the Themal Tracker Widget option and have it waste anything over 80 degrees F that crosses your path. Volia! No more deer!
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