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Siegfried
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Getting a lap dance. Yet another thing in life I have never experienced.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Oh, you should. It's great.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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And then it's depressing afterward. But it's great at the time.
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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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Other side of I-75 from Mather's area, 8 Mile Road is also M-102, which is about 30 miles long.....

Lee and BX: Yes, yes it is.....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Jason Abbadon
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You know, that 359 chap is really quite cool.

[ November 10, 2003, 01:46 AM: Message edited by: Jason Abbadon ]

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The359
The bitch is back
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That post seems to suggest you're still drunk now...

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Jason Abbadon
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[Big Grin]


I really must point out that this has gotten far from the origibnal topic: Seducing LOA.

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Austin Powers
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But where would be the point? She told you that no one would get in her pants - except Siggi perhaps. So why should you bother? [Wink]

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Siegfried
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LOA's not gonna let anyone into her pants. She may tease and flirt, but she's still a woman of virtue. Okay, a woman of virtue with a weakness for car audio equipment.

And I don't want to get into anyone's pants. I'm quite happy with my current situation: look, don't touch, get drunk with bitterness and accidentally pee in the kitty litter box in a moment of intoxicated confusion.

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Austin Powers:
But where would be the point? She told you that no one would get in her pants - except Siggi perhaps. So why should you bother? [Wink]

Why bother!?!
Why do fish fly?
Why do birds swim?
Why watch a sunset?

Some great things defy any explanation but remain forever worthwhile. [Wink]

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Siegfried
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...for everything else, there's Visa.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Well, where I come from you get farther with kindess and a gun than just kindness.
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Ritten
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priceless....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Nim:
Well, where I come from you get farther with kindess and a gun than just kindness.

Your dates must be too afraid to press charges.

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Ritten
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I would imagine it is like that most places, not too many people argue with the law firm of Smith & Wesson....

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"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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