posted November 07, 2003 12:16 AM
Breakdown of Siegfried Seducing a Lady:
55% awkwardness
15% embarrassment
10% tragic comedy
10% "fight or flight" reaction
5% stuttering
5% abject horror
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posted November 07, 2003 12:53 AM
0% getting laid?
Man, them's baaaad percentages, Siggy. You should have factored in at least 2% success for the Pity Factor.
Besides, I never said I'd do anything improper. BWHAHAHAHAHAA!!....er.....yeah! I'd be a perfect gentleman (snicker). Really. I'm a very nice man.
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posted November 07, 2003 01:05 AM
No one pities me. Except myself. Angst.
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posted November 07, 2003 01:09 AM
Just dont break into a Morissey song and I wont pity you either.
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posted November 07, 2003 01:09 AM
Jason: You've got room in your bed for me? Are you sure about that? I'm a wild one, you know
Siggy: Yay, food! If we come down there, we'll have to hook up. And as for NASA, I happen to have a "friend on the inside", if you know what I mean, and he's getting us hooked up with the uber-tour! Wahoo!
And all of you men around here should learn a thing or two from Siggy... he's not trying to get in my pants, which means he's the most likely to get in my pants..... well, maybe not.... no one gets in my pants, actually, but still.... Siggy is a true gentleman and my knight in shining armor! *swoon!*
Hehehe... yay, me! *claps hands* I make myself giggle again!
quote:Originally posted by LOA: Jason: You've got room in your bed for me? Are you sure about that? I'm a wild one, you know
And all of you men around here should learn a thing or two from Siggy... he's not trying to get in my pants, which means he's the most likely to get in my pants..... well, maybe not.... no one gets in my pants, actually, but still.... Siggy is a true gentleman and my knight in shining armor! *swoon!*
~LOA
I could be a gentleman! Really!
Besides I have a biiig bed with comfy sheets and stuff. "stuff" will be as far as we describe it.
SEriously, if you should find yourself in my part of the world, come to town: the museum is nice, the beach is GREAT and there's lots of cool secret spots to hang out in.
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posted November 07, 2003 03:51 AM
Jason, the only songs I'm liable to break into at the moment are "Again," "Disarm," and "Glycerine." I don't know why, but they've been stuck in a constant loop in my head all day.
quote:Originally posted by LOA: Siggy: Yay, food! If we come down there, we'll have to hook up. And as for NASA, I happen to have a "friend on the inside", if you know what I mean, and he's getting us hooked up with the uber-tour! Wahoo!
Ooh... connections. The only closest I have to a NASA connection is my best friend, who's a graduate physics student who worked for a research center here on campus that's affiliated with NASA. What does this mean? I've gotten to study in the college's observatory a couple times.
quote:Siggy is a true gentleman and my knight in shining armor! *swoon!*
This right here makes me think that you haven't been reading this thread, but this is still the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm going to print this up and put hang it on my bulletin board.
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posted November 07, 2003 04:03 AM
"0% getting laid?"
Well, he did say 10% tragic comedy... B)
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posted November 07, 2003 04:13 AM
At least you didint site the "5% Abject Horror".
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posted November 07, 2003 04:17 AM
No, that would've been below the belt. B)
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posted November 07, 2003 04:22 AM
Which is exactly where the abject horror is.
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posted November 07, 2003 05:29 AM
At least it's not where the "15% embarrasment" is.
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posted November 07, 2003 05:32 AM
::says nothing::
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