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Siegfried
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Breakdown of Siegfried Seducing a Lady:
  • 55% awkwardness
  • 15% embarrassment
  • 10% tragic comedy
  • 10% "fight or flight" reaction
  • 5% stuttering
  • 5% abject horror


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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Jason Abbadon
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0% getting laid?

Man, them's baaaad percentages, Siggy.
You should have factored in at least 2% success for the Pity Factor.

Besides, I never said I'd do anything improper.
BWHAHAHAHAHAA!!....er.....yeah!
I'd be a perfect gentleman (snicker).
Really.
I'm a very nice man.

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Siegfried
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No one pities me. Except myself. Angst.

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Jason Abbadon
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Just dont break into a Morissey song and I wont pity you either.

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LOA
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Jason: You've got room in your bed for me? Are you sure about that? I'm a wild one, you know [Wink]

Siggy: Yay, food! If we come down there, we'll have to hook up. And as for NASA, I happen to have a "friend on the inside", if you know what I mean, and he's getting us hooked up with the uber-tour! Wahoo!

And all of you men around here should learn a thing or two from Siggy... he's not trying to get in my pants, which means he's the most likely to get in my pants..... well, maybe not.... no one gets in my pants, actually, but still.... Siggy is a true gentleman and my knight in shining armor! *swoon!*

Hehehe... yay, me! *claps hands* I make myself giggle again! [Big Grin]

~LOA

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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quote:
I make myself giggle again!
Empirical evidence would suggest this is not difficult.

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by LOA:
Jason: You've got room in your bed for me? Are you sure about that? I'm a wild one, you know [Wink]


And all of you men around here should learn a thing or two from Siggy... he's not trying to get in my pants, which means he's the most likely to get in my pants..... well, maybe not.... no one gets in my pants, actually, but still.... Siggy is a true gentleman and my knight in shining armor! *swoon!*


~LOA

I could be a gentleman!
Really!

Besides I have a biiig bed with comfy sheets and stuff.
"stuff" will be as far as we describe it. [Wink]

SEriously, if you should find yourself in my part of the world, come to town: the museum is nice, the beach is GREAT and there's lots of cool secret spots to hang out in.

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Siegfried
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Jason, the only songs I'm liable to break into at the moment are "Again," "Disarm," and "Glycerine." I don't know why, but they've been stuck in a constant loop in my head all day.

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Originally posted by LOA:
Siggy: Yay, food! If we come down there, we'll have to hook up. And as for NASA, I happen to have a "friend on the inside", if you know what I mean, and he's getting us hooked up with the uber-tour! Wahoo!

Ooh... connections. The only closest I have to a NASA connection is my best friend, who's a graduate physics student who worked for a research center here on campus that's affiliated with NASA. What does this mean? I've gotten to study in the college's observatory a couple times.

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Siggy is a true gentleman and my knight in shining armor! *swoon!*
This right here makes me think that you haven't been reading this thread, but this is still the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm going to print this up and put hang it on my bulletin board.

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Cartman
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"0% getting laid?"

Well, he did say 10% tragic comedy... B)

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Jason Abbadon
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At least you didint site the "5% Abject Horror".

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Cartman
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No, that would've been below the belt. B)
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Siegfried
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Which is exactly where the abject horror is.

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Jason Abbadon
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At least it's not where the "15% embarrasment" is.

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Siegfried
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::says nothing::

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TSN
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"...and there's lots of cool secret spots to hang out in."

"Secret" in the sense of "they won't find the body for months".

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