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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Sweden has fertile children, I will grant you that.
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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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You're right Cartman, I don't know what came over me.....

If your dad is 30 how old are you Nim???

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....
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Gvsualan
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does it matter at this point?

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Hey, it only took 13 years for me to figure out my password...
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I am totally young, you guys.
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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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There comes a point where you know you won't feel young again without commandeering your old command, making sure the captain dies while you are doing you thing with VGer or Khan so that you can pretend like you are the captain again and you are sitting there on the bridge writing up Spock or Will Decker's obituary, usually saying 'he's missing' or 'he's the most human' while you smugly reassume the center chair and youre like, bitch i feel young again!

youre not truly old until you are no longer sharp enough to make sure that kid from Ferris Bueller dies instead of you so that while he's dosing on a few tabs of the Nexus just outside of deck 15, you place your ever larger ass in command of his ever-larger enterprise...

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"Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?"
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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1979 - (2004 - 1 - 30) = 6.

That is some crazy Swedish shit, yo.

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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO
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Dat
Huh?
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Man, how does a young child take care of a baby?

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Is it Friday yet?
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Ritten
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Carefully.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Swedes age like Klingons.
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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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But die like Ferengi.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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With lots of money and naked wives at our feet, yes. Bling bling.

Seriously, my dad did turn 32 last year. (sure, for the second time, but...)

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men
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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Nim the Merciful:
With lots of money and naked wives at our feet, yes. Bling bling.
...combing your nose and ear hair, paying for sex... [Wink]

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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quote:
...combing your nose and ear hair, paying for sex... [Wink]
...dressing in designer threads, being at the forefront of competitive marketing and trade... [Smile]

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Sure, I might be a foulmouth working-class hero whippersnapper, -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Slickers" who click their heels, walk in lockstep and talk about "How fantastic is this Jason Abbadon, and what brand underwear is he using? It beckons to me!"
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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ABBA and Dolph Lundgren and that stupid chef from the Muppets, so stough your tood at the door, dood.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Oh no, swedish namedropping circa 1985!!! I die, Horatio!

I stoeff my well-laid tude up your well-laid ass.
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