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He would just throw out my trophies and movie posters in favor of his Mapleleaf-embroidered pillows and bathroom-rugs that say "FTW!!" in pink lettering.
-------------------- "I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!" Mel Gibson, X-Men
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Your mother gave those to me as presents on our wedding night. Then I covered her in A-1 Steak Sauce and threw her off the balcony. You were born on the way down, so yes, you can say, you were dropped as a baby.
Registered: Oct 1999
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But you didn't finish the job. I now am my own grandpa, as the prophecy dictates. Soon peace and order will spread throughout the internet. I am legion. Let me just shove this glowing power cord in you, and we shall reboot together, and balance the equation. I have the SCART. You go now. Are you afraid? Don't be. Something will happen. Something beautiful. *sniph*