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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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When the hell did you become worthy of having your head implode?
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Just protecting the franchise. Building for the future. I thought you liked it ruff.

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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i think u guys are made 4 each other

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"Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?"

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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He would just throw out my trophies and movie posters in favor of his Mapleleaf-embroidered pillows and bathroom-rugs that say "FTW!!" in pink lettering.

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Your mother gave those to me as presents on our wedding night. Then I covered her in A-1 Steak Sauce and threw her off the balcony. You were born on the way down, so yes, you can say, you were dropped as a baby.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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But you didn't finish the job. I now am my own grandpa, as the prophecy dictates. Soon peace and order will spread throughout the internet. I am legion. Let me just shove this glowing power cord in you, and we shall reboot together, and balance the equation. I have the SCART. You go now. Are you afraid? Don't be. Something will happen. Something beautiful. *sniph*

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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All of the worlds are yours, except my anus. Don't touch.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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ATTEMPT NO PENETRATIONS THERE OK GOT IT

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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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the ï¿œucque?
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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The five top Manhattan mob lords give this thread their blessing, if I'm made to guess. Or, I don't know, the Beach Boys?

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Mel Gibson, X-Men

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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They look more Miami than New York. And I've played Vice City, so I know my mobsters.

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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Well I haven't! Hahaa, owned!

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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Gvsualan
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I think they all have their other thumbs up their asses, yo. The younger guy, in the middle, it's his first time. The pain, it is in his eyes.

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Hey, it only took 13 years for me to figure out my password...

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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ok guys, those r my dads. STFU
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