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In any case, they wouldn't really be a sex act. Maybe forplay, but if you're including them, then you could include almost anything as a sex act, considering the huge number of fetishes out there. Driving a jeep is a sex act for Jeff. Crashing a jeep is a sex act for Liz. And so on.
And if it helps, my original plee was for people not to put little *s in swear words to self-censor them, because it's:
1/ Pointless 2/ Patronising, and 3/ Retarded.
Thank you, and good day.
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OK: I was unable to decide until I realized that I can always choose another later. In fact, they could change all the time, growing more absurd until...until...
So, for now, the one that amuses me the most is:
quote:YOU CAN HAVE THIS CANDY!!!!!
As a reward, Liam gets a collection of things found on the shore.
There were many that I liked, though. So I will unstick this thread, but if anyone has a new suggestion in the future, please share it, here or elsewhere.
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It should be in italics. And possibly stuck through.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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What's to get? Do you want some candy or not?
(But, if people must know, it appeals to me because it is an apparent Pokey the Penguin reference, or at least stylistic reference, and is also slightly menacing, because you should not take candy from strangers, and yet here we are, offering it forcefully.)
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-------------------- Picard: Mr. Crusher, what's our maximum speed this week? Wesley: [checking manual] Uh, 9.4, sir. Picard: Very good. Take us to Warp 9.8 then. Wesley: Aye, sir. Warp 9.2 it is.
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