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I think part of the bathroom habits of women (compared to men) is that, if you are a woman, going to the bathroom is not necessarily about eliminating bodily waste.
My sister confided some well-kept secrets to me. I am about to clue you guys in to the strange world of:[dramatic pause, suspenseful music]
the Ladies Room! [crash of thunder/flash of lightning]
There are two reasons there is always a line at the ladies room:
The reason they give: "Women have smaller bladders."
The real reason: They brought the line with them. ("Who's gotta go?")
Why do they bring friends to what is (for males) a solitary endeavor? Simple: They know there's going to be a line (see above) and they want to continue the conversation.
There's another reason they go in groups. Do any of you men have any sexual hang-ups or inadequacies? Never fear! Each and every one of your wife/girlfriend/mistress/whatever's friends knows about them. In great detail. Most, if not all, of which you are completely unaware.
Which brings us to a final note regarding what they do in there: Going "potty" is not the main attraction.
Women, in the confines of "the ladies room" do something they almost never do with their male friends. They talk about sex. Guys, consider yourself blessed.
Women talk about sex in such graphic terms and in such clinical detail that strong men blanche and even surgeons have difficulty retaining their professional detatchment. Unless you ARE a female you would rather only hear about these things second-hand. Preferably garbled. In Esperanto. Unless you know Esperanto. Then maybe Morse Code or Chinese.
The above might just be a fabric of lies. On the other hand...?
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Well the reason there are lines to the woman's bathroom is that it takes women twice as long on average to take there cloths off, use the bathroom, and put there cloths back on, compared to a man. The funny thing is there is the exact same amount of bathrooms in a men's bathroom compared to a woman's, so it stands to reason that there should be a twice as long wait time in a women's bathroom compared to men's bathroom (and I have stood in line in a men's bathroom after Phantom Menace )
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I found most of that information correct, as a matter of fact.
Another thing too, if a woman goes to a party and meets somebody with the same outfit (usually a very expensive red dress), then both are mortal enemies.
If a man goes to a party and meets another guy with the same thing on (usually a white stained teeshirt, hawaiian button-up shirt and kahki shorts), then they're best friends for life!
And besides, kicking cats? Nah, that's for wimps, real men pick the cat up and drop it out the 20 story building....THEN kick it.
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to Antagonist: hate to break it to you but dropping a cat off a twenty story build doesn't always kill the cat, hell they have been dropped off (entire a 60 or an 80) story building and survived . What a real man would do is; load the cat in the main gun of battleship Missouri, launch the cat 80 miles, and then kick the cat and then introduce it to there friendly pit bull . [Yes I am evil, evil I am].
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*just slightly disturbed by RW's statement*
Alright, speaking from a bi-sexual point of view... she was hot... but not THAT hot.......
*shakes her head on that one*
As to what Baloo said..... It's mostly true. Yupyup. We talk about your sexual inadequacies in the bathroom. But that's only because all women are sexGoddesses who KNOW HOW TO DO IT ... and you guys just DON'T half the time. *smiles and looks at Lee* Well, MOST of you anyway......
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Is somewhat bemused that the people who know exactly what they want, and exactly how they want it, would be so reluctant to share this information with those who, while ignorant, would be more than happu to give what was desired, as desired, if only someone would clue them in?
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I mean, in such jokes women are said to be strange creatures who do nothing but fiddle around with makeup and hairspray all day worrying about how they look. Men are presented as fat lazy dogs who do nothing but scratching their asses and drinking beer watching baywatch not caring about their personal hygiene. What are you calling sexist? :]
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