Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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I think the thing that Snay hasn't really told us is that he somehow KILLED the deer before he came onto it in his Celica. Probably forsaw the danger the deer was to his beloved car and decided to take it out before it could take out his car.
It's a self preservation thing.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
Registered: Mar 1999
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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689
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quote:Originally posted by Nim: To shreds, you say?
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CNN just played a clip for Jeff this morning, the clip of the deer jumping over the hood of the sheriff's car.
Maybe we should pitch in and get him a dashboard camera for Christmas.
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Or we pimp his ride, complete with big, 2-foot spikes on the fender and hubcaps, a mohawk haircut and a ring mail shirt. Oh, I guess some miniature crossbows on the roof too..
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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If we're going to pimp his ride, we may want to have a barbeque spit coming out of his trunk so he can barbeque his kills and enjoy "the meat of his labour".
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
Registered: Mar 1999
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You can try a Deer whistle on the front of the car. My buddy asures me they work. Two deer came running when they heard the whistle, he managed to hit them both. Two without the whistle and two with. Needs one more to become an Ace.
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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689
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It'll be easier if he links his lasers to quad fire. Oh wait.
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A deer ran out in front of me tonight. I slammed on my brakes and it crossed the road safely.
The second deer, however, -- the one I didn't see -- did not make it safely across the road (until some random stranger dragged its corpse into the brush and then jumped back into his car and started driving again).
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