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Mars Needs Women
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Nice list, but they don't hold a candle to ShamWow!. Greatest Douchebag Salesman EVER!
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Sean
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That plays on tv all the time around here. I see no reason why he needs to wear that crappy mic, that makes his voice sound like he is talking to you over the phone. I prefer Zorbees anyway. The ones advertised by the guy who does the Oxy Clean commercials, and now, life insurance.

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
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That guy is the least annoying of those types of salesmen. I think because, as effusive as he is, he doesn't lie to me and tell me OxyClean's revolutionary plastic tub can be used to store fairy dust or something...
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Mars Needs Women
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And Mighty Puddy.
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Sean
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And Hercules Hooks.

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
-George Carlin

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Jason Abbadon
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Hercules Hooks sounds like an old boxer or possibly a STD.

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shikaru808
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Transvestite prostitute maybe...?

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Sean
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They're the next generation of wall hangings. Can hold up to 150lbs with only a little hole in the wall. Kinda useless.

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Sean
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Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who can't use a blanket and do simple mundane tasks, the Snuggie is for you.

The pros- you can now be warm anywhere.
The cons- you look like a monk.

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Jason Abbadon
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A hopeless attempt to mainstream Renaissance Festival attendees into society.

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Daniel Butler
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*shuffles feet* I've, um, often wished for a thing like that when trying to wrap up in the blanket on the couch to read during the winter...
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Jason Abbadon
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Great- we'll buy you a giant copy of the Necronomicon to complete your new look.
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Mars Needs Women
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I'm more interested in the chick dressed as Princess Peach and Samus Aran.
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B.J.
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They poked fun at this on "The Soup".
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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
Great- we'll buy you a giant copy of the Necronomicon to complete your new look.

And then put them floating in the background of a MMA video game.

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