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Daniel Butler
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I'm seriously buying one of these things. And I'm occasionally wearing it to other people's houses.
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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
*shuffles feet* I've, um, often wished for a thing like that when trying to wrap up in the blanket on the couch to read during the winter...

Just put your bathrobe on backwards. It's the same thing. I love the part of the commercial that shows people wearing these dreadful things at sporting events. Not to stand out in a crowd or anything...

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Daniel Butler
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I've never actually owned a bathrobe. Aren't they thin though? And they have a big opening which is kind of the point of the snuggie...no clutching or tying anything shut. I'm just gonna go be weird over here in the corner...
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Sean
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I'm goin to assume that the Sunggie has an opening in the back, which I think is shown when the guy is laying down. I had a nice thick bathrobe once. It always stayed closed, and came down to my ankles.

Alas, I know for a fact that my grandmother will buy me one of these things for Christmas, so I'll go stand in the corner with you...

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Daniel Butler
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And with a cord round the middle and a book with a pentagram on the front, it doubles as a Hallowe'en costume! [Big Grin]
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Jason Abbadon
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You'd never get through airport security wearing that.
No way.

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Axeman 3D
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The only people I've heard of who wear bathrobes are porn stars between takes.

Anyway, I'm still in shock at the giant man/eagle crapping an insurance egg for the bad actresses. Good God!

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MaGiC
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quote:
Originally posted by Axeman 3D:
The only people I've heard of who wear bathrobes are porn stars between takes.


I wear a big blue fluffy towelling bathrobe (although in UK we call them dressing gowns)Usually over my PJ's while reading on the sofa...it is very snuggly and has nothing at all in common with porn...unless you have some very strange fantasies...

The poop freeze still freaks me out by the way....

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Mars Needs Women
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Y'know with this Snuggie, you have most of what could be an Imperial Royal Guard costume. Just throw in the mask and the staff and your done.
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Peregrinus
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Mars, I may have to kill you now...

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Jason Abbadon
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Those masks suck: the neck does not turn at all- like the old Batman movie costume- forcing the wearer to turn his whole body to look around.
No way a person wearing such a get-up could use a staff for anything.

I think the Snuggie should come with a long cigarette filter or a pipe for that "Hugh Hefner" look....maybe a pair of blow up dolls inflating off the sleeves as well.

Or maybe it will come with a CD of gregorian chants and a vow of celibacy.

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