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Absolutely. We just aren't manly enough to willfully restrict our physical stamina and lung capacity, and knock decades off our lives. We don't have the willpower to flush such a huge chunk of our hard-earned cash down the crapper by spending it on pack after pack of self-administered poison. And we just by God don't have the constitution to suck dose after dose of concentrated toxins deep into our lungs several times a day.
We are such pussies...
When I'm a hundred and six and still fencing, I am so going to laugh at your pathetic, emphyzema-riddled, one-lunged, can't-make-it-up-the-stairs-hauling-your-ventilator-without-running-out-of-breath ass... That is, if you haven't died of lung cancer or a massive heart attack forty years previously...
--Jonah
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