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Harry
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http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/04/20030430-26.html

And listen to His Word! For by the Powers invested into Him by God, he will bring Peace and Freedom to all People of this world, regardless of oilprices. May God continue to bless the Greatest Nation of all and may He protect us from the Infidel. AMEN!

Ahem. Welcome to the 21st century.

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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THAT'LL teach those godless Commies & those heretics pagans with their May Day & Beltane celebrations..!

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Wasn't it the Founding Fathers' intent to ban organized religion, having knowledge of the horrors of religious warfare throughout European history? Wasn't it Washington who said "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion"?

Yeah.

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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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"Loyalty Day?"

A Mr. Joseph Goebbels is giving an Arthur Fonzarelli-like "Hey," complete with thumbs up, from beyond the grave.

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Styrofoaman
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I am loyal.

100% loyal.

Death to Bin Laden! Death To Sadam!

Hell, I sell styrofoam cups to the Navy.


I am not taking no flipping loyalty oath... Unless I get a bar-code tattoo and implanted tracking chip (with self-destruct option) along with it.

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[Mad] Figures. [Mad]

Blessed be.
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Doctor Jonas
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Please, US Americans, tell us with a month of advance when you'll be trying to annex Argentina. I may like to change my nationality then. Please?

If I don't, please pass me the words of the Oath, so I can learn them in advance. Thank you.

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Styrofoaman
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Do you have oil?

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir:
Please, US Americans, tell us with a month of advance when you'll be trying to annex Argentina.



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The_Tom
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First "Homeland Security" and now "Loyalty Day." If anybody ever needed to convene one of those corporate branding focus groups, it's the Bush White House.

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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quote:
By learning about America's history, achievements, ideas, and heroes, our young citizens will come to understand even more why freedom is worth protecting.

Somebody should've told him about slavery and persecution of Native Americans and Japanese concentration camps.

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Phoenix
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quote:
Originally posted by The_Tom:
First "Homeland Security" and now "Loyalty Day." If anybody ever needed to convene one of those corporate branding focus groups, it's the Bush White House.

You forgot the Patriot Act. [Smile]
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Ritten
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I don't know if it is the pizza or the article that has made my stomach upset....

Here I was beginning the think he was doing alright, considering, and he does some silly assed thing like this.

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Phoenix
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quote:
Originally proclaimed by George W Bush:
Our children need to know that our Nation is a force for good in the world, extending hope and freedom to others.

Surely if the US is a force of for good in the world, its citizens can see that for themselves, rather than being told it by Propaganda Day (sorry, I mean Loyalty Day [Smile] )?
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Da_bang80
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"loyalty Day"?

Sounds like something Stalin would cook up, or Hitler...

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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HENCE MY GOEBBELS JOKE YOUNG MAN
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