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Actually it seems "Mary Magdalene the hooker" is an invention of the patriarchal, mysogynistic Catholic Church. It's starting to look like she was actually his wife. But we won't go there right now.
--Jonah
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Wether he banged Mary or not, he's still quite screwed.
Jesus, ca. 33AD: "One day, I shall return! Mark my words! Ow, those nails hurt..."
The Disciples: "OK, but don't take too long, eh? Messianic figures just could go out of style in tomorrow's world, and they might not be so eager to hire dropout carpenters, either."
Jesus Reincarnate, ca. The Present: "As promised, I have returned! What news?"
The Crowd: "You have a tumor... in your brain... it's making you mad... we're forced to operate... AGGRESSIVELY!"
So there you have it. Some sabbaticals really are best avoided. B)
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Jesus Reincarnate: "I have returned!" Crowd: "So you're a pedophile?"
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"Now that would be something wouldn't it, Lister? God returns in all his splendour and says 'Sorry, it's all been a total cockup'..."
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If we're gonna use Canadian Stereotypes - let's go all the way!! Living in Ontario - right beside Quebec... i have it down pat!
Disciples: Don't take too long eh? -- I need to go across da river - an' fatch me some'o dat POUTINE - to sit on my chesterfield - and watch CELINE DION on da TV, tabarnac!!! An' bring me sum o'dat MAUDITE beer, esti!
I must remember to go out and purchase that brand new Windows 98 at some point.
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They were new in 98? I'd heard them as far back as elementary school when the gag was, the Quebec liscence plates motto translated into We buy souneniers and drive sloooow."
Whatever happened to the Raliens? I notice a decided lack of CNN/FOX coverage on tem since that whole "wecloned bigfoot" thing went off course...
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lmao !!! Jason !!! THat's hilarious! But Quebecers are CRAZY-ASSED drivers! They love to speed. The 401 is repleet with Quebec drivers doing 150KPH !! They're NUTS!
Montrealers are the wildest drivers - but if you've ever driven in Montreal - you'd have to be crazy.. cuz the roads are WHACKED!! the road design is terrible.
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Mabye it's just the fossilized Canadians that flock to South Florida each year that drive really slow.
...or we're just that much crazier behind the wheel than the rest of the world. Either way.
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