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USS Vanguard
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Sol, I stand corrected. But wouldn't it be nice if Heston DID come and save us.

"ITS PEOPLE!!"

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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What's the population growth of the US and Canada, just out of interest?

ANd I vaguely remember hearing a statistic that by the year, er, 2020 (or something), 1% of US citizens will be retired. That's a lot of people barging you out of the way at the post office...

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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I Imagine ours is quite high. It gets quite cold here, and we are the manufacturers of the finest beers in the world, so in combination, the drunken horny inuit would bring our growth rate up quite a bit.

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PsyLiam
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"we [Canada] are the manufacturers of the finest beers in the world"

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, that was priceless. The only less believable and true thing you could have said was that Omega is going to be the centrefold in January's Playboy.

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Well, I actually wouldn't know. But I'm going by our commericals, and man, I'll tell ya, those guys are having a lot of fun.

Especially drinkers of Ex. With all their Sex and all.

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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"The only less believable and true thing you could have said was that Omega is going to be the centrefold in January's Playboy."

Now I may not know much about porn, but I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't make the cut for being a playmate, either...

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Malnurtured Snay
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::pictures Omega and Ultra in Playboy::

::runs screaming away from computer::

"WHERE ALL DA NAKED GIRLS AT?!?!?!?!"

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Why are you picturing ME?

I do believe you made a Freudian slip there, m'boy.

Not that it's a problem. Really.

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PsyLiam
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*tries picturing a centrefold of a giant blue and red car carrier*

Nope, can't do it.

(BTW, shouldn't you have upgraded to God Magnus by now? He's cool, he's Japanese, he has ridiculously long legs. He's a perfect match for you, UM )

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Holy fuck does that rock.

I need to move me to Japan.

What's 4980 JPY in a real currency?

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Shik
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At today's rates, $USD 46.3730.

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PsyLiam
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I usually get my stuff from BigBadToys, but that's because they deliever to the UK, and because someone recommended them. You live closer to the US, so you'll probably be able to get one cheaper. They charge about $70.

You should pick up Fire Convoy too, so you can do the funky combining thing, and have a Transformer so cool, attractive and nubile girls will want to have sex with you pretty much every day for the rest of your life. I've already got Fire Convoy, but it's not enough. They keep saying "soon Liam, soon. When you've got a toy that can scream out 'CH� KYODAI-GATTAI, GOD FIRE CONVOY!' is a Japanese accent, then I'll show you my hidden forest of pleasure. But not before."

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS

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Sol System
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No tables this time.

For Canada: 1.02%
For the United States of America: .91%
And while we're doing North America,
For the United Mexican States: 1.53%

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TSN
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Out of ten active threads in the Flameboard currently, this is the only one not about the US presidential election... :-)

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PsyLiam
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Well, I wanted to keep the pornography one going...

I could always start a thread on who's the most dashing moderator. But I'd win that, so there would be little point. Howsabout a thread entirely devoted to women's breasts?

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS


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