------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
posted
Just so long as you're not thinking of the Amy I'm thinking of.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
Sun Tzu Alexander of Macedonia Pyracceus Alcibiades of Athens Spartan King Leonidas Charlie Beckwith Richard Marcinko James Pankett Douglas MacArthur Niccolo Machiavelli
and that football dude from the Radio Shack commercials with Teri Hatcher....Howie Long, that's whoe it is.
------------------ "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry
posted
Urban legend. That's about as accurate as a guy named Titzling inventing the bra.
------------------ "Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..." -Thomas Jefferson
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
posted
A few months back I read a discussion forum at the Guardian (http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk) about what statue (of who or what) should go on the vacant plinth in Trafalgar Square. The most sensible suggestion was that it be a statue of the person who invented the Chunky Kit-Kat bar.
------------------ Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
posted
Pah. Chocolate no good. Crisps good. Square crisps. Salt & Vinegar Square crips. Inventor go in Trafalgur.
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
Proved to the whole school of medicine at the time that there indeed WAS a thing called germs and that death through infection was extremely probable if you cut off someone's leg, without sterilized equipment mind you, and didn't bother to clean the wound.
His achievements in medicine and physics were invaluable to the development of vaccines, antibiotics and hospital-hygiene.
Of course, I didn't know the man. He might've been a complete arse when it came to other areas.
That's another problem. As someone once said, Ghandi could've been a Hitler to his children in private, as Hitler could've been a Ghandi to his children. History can be very narrow-minded and generalizing at times. I mean, do you think Lincoln never got his hands dirty?
------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
Printer-friendly view of this topic
