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Well, I'm surprised the Teletubbies aren't cancer-laden. That Baby sun is HUGE!
------------------ "...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing." - Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.
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Don't you wonder why they look like that? Radiation has mutated them. This is obviously 1960s radiation which, instead of giving you cancer or anything, gives you fabulous powers and your own comic. The baby sun is so powerful, the Teletubbies managed to skip the comic and go straight to internation TV.
Yay for radiation!
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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The Teletubbies are not mutants. They are aliens, visiting Earth for purposes of exploration and the possible discovery of new sources of Tubby custard.
I am not sure where the Sun fits into all this. Perhaps it is another alien, some sort of cherubic Lorien to Tinky Winky's subdued Sheridan. Po, of course, is Ivanova.
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Ah, ah, my friend. It could be that I am mistaken, or you are wrong. I am never either, so it must be the latter.
You did seem to forget Noo-Noo. Now, I'm not going to delve into the importance of Noo-Noo in tracing the German Genealogy in Eastern Europe, but suffice to say, Noo-Noo's sphere of influence spreads far beyond the four plump colored tubs of happiness, and into the very fabric of our society.
Then, you must rethink your theory.
Please include Paddington Bear in your next analysis.
------------------ "...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing." - Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.
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Really? Po seems a bit too subdued for Ivonova. Unless this is post-season 4.
And how does that explain Dipsy's hat? Eh? ANSWER ME!
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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