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First of Two
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For all those of you who are tired of seeing myself and Omega agree all the time, and remember the good old days... A Brief dissertation on Arkability. Certain to ignite a firestorm, and give us all something new to fight about.

Okay. According to the Bible, which is ineffable and inerrant, (wink-wink) The ark measured 300 cubits long by 50 wide by 30 tall. (assuming a boxlike Ark, but more on this later.)

Now, utilizing the measurement that most scholars agree upon for the 'cubit' (18 inches to the cubit, given a man 6'0" tall, despite that most men were probably considerably shorter at the time), gives us roughly 1,518,750 cubic feet in the Ark.

Now, we must count every species of land-dwelling animal, or animal which requires land to survive (like an amphibian). we must count every one, as species simply do not 'come' into existence, and evolution is a fraud. (wink-wink) This gives us:
Land snails:--------------19,000 known species
Centepedes:----------------3,000 known species
Millipedes:----------------8,000 known species
Insects:-----------------728,466 known species
Amphibians:----------------2,983 known species
Reptiles:------------------5,924 known species
Birds:---------------------8,580 known species
Mammals:-------------------4,417 known species
Others(Arachnids, etc.):---4,700 known species

Altogether, roughly 780,370 species, not counting many animals which had existed, but had gone extinct by the time my reference book was written (the auk, the dodo, the tazmanian wolf). Multiplying this by two, (the required number, Genetics and recessive traits notwithstanding Biblical pronouncements, (wink-wink) we arrive at 1,570,000 animals, or roughly .97 cubic feet per animal.

Sound cramped? We're not done yet, as this analysis fails to take into consideration:

1. Dinosaurs, Mammoths, Saber-tooth tigers, Megatherium, and other mammals extinct long before my reference book was written Thousands of species, if current numbers are accurate. If, as some folks maintain, Dinosaurs and these other animals were also welcomed on the Ark, the decrease in available space would have been precipitous, as your average Saurian takes up a LOT more than .97 cubic meter.

2. The Bible clearly states that in several cases, more than 2 animals were required, as in the case of cattle. Plus, with the breeding rates of some animals, several generations of offspring might have been born ON the Ark.

3. 8 healthy human beings require considerable living space.

4. Walls, floors, the required 'cages' for each animal, food storage, and the space taken for running of the ship also decreases the available space significantly.

5. Since a boat cannot be a box and be stable, we must take the earlier measurements to be the MAXIMUM dimensions of the ark, tapering down into the keel and from the fore and aft. This also lowers the internal dimensions considerably.

Enjoy your weekend!

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Jeff Raven
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A boat can be box-shaped and stable, as long as it displaces enough space to float.

However, I believe that while there might be some truth to the flood, I do not think it happened as it is told in the Bible. Don't forget, there is no geological proof that shows the entire Earth was covered by water less than 5000 years ago.

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Not to mention you'd need two of every member of different Human ethnicity.

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Omega
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Since a boat cannot be a box and be stable

I've seen computer simulations showing that a properly designed ark of the given dimentions would be literally impossible to tip over.

you'd need two of every member of different Human ethnicity

Why? You go live around the equator for twenty generations and see what your decendents look like. Chances are, they'd end up with dark skin, due to simple process of natural selection. People with dark skin are more likely to survive near the equator, due to skin cancer rates. Conversley, people with light skin are more likely to survive near the poles, due to vitamin D production. Races are simply familial groups taken to the extreme, with some natural selection thrown in.

As for your numbers of species, Rob, I wonder this: have any experiments been done to see if the, say, 19,000 different kinds of snails are REALLY different species? Do they just look somewhat different, or are they really incapable of reproducing with each other? Looking at different breeds of dogs, an uninformed observer would likely think that they were different species of a similar life form. However, this is not the case, since they can all reproduce with each other, and are thus by definition the same species. I submit that the number of truely different species on the planet may be far lower than has been estimated, and that our clasification system is rather screwed up.

Take donkeys and horses. They can reproduce with each other, and in some cases can produce fertile offspring. According to my knowledgable source on such things, there are breeds of mule that can reproduce. Thus, would horses and donkeys not technically be considered the same species? And yet they are classified differently. Same with your typical housepet dog and the wild wolf (canus domesticus and canus lupus, IIRC). They're classified as different species, even though they are in fact the same, by virtue of reproduction. In fact, the only canid that can't reproduce with other canids is the fox. Thus, are there not only two true species of canines? And thus, could not only either eight, eighteen, or twenty-eight (depending on whether they were considered clean or not) canines been the only ones carried aboard the ark?

I reject your numbers, due to my belief that the counting process is flawed.

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Wasn't the ethnics of it explained away as Noah's kids were divinly changed as they stood around after the water receded/they landed?

An offshoot of this is how long was the time limit given to Noah? It would take awhile for a guy to get a panther, or something from Australia, to put in his boat.

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"Why? You go live around the equator for twenty generations and see what your decendents look like. Chances are, they'd end up with dark skin, due to simple process of natural selection. People with dark skin are more likely to survive near the equator, due to skin cancer rates. Conversley, people with light skin are more likely to survive near the poles, due to vitamin D production. Races are simply familial groups taken to the extreme, with some natural selection thrown in."


*raises eyebrow*

And yet the theory of evolution is a made-up thing of evil, respsonible for everything that's wrong with the world?

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Nimrod was a close descendant of Noah. And I say if Moses could feed 10000 men with a couple of fish, my grandpa could get them critters in there without breaking a sweat.


Was that blasphemy? *ponders*

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Omega
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Liam:

Compairing the differences in races to the differences in species? Some would call that racism. They'd be wrong, and be overreacting to an extreme, of course, but they WOULD say it.

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I think that the point Liam is trying to make is that mankind has evolved into its current incarnations through evolution and not Divine Mandate.

In other words, God didn't look down in His (supposed) infinite wisdom and decide to put people with round eyes in Asia, black skin in Africa, and white skins in Europe. People migrated across the Earth from the "cradle of civilization" somewhere down in the Med/Africa, isn't it? And evolved into how we look today.

But you don't believe in evolution, do you? So, if you don't believe in evolution, how is it you believe that mankind has adopted to the enviornments of the world? In other words, without believing in evolution, how do you reject UM's statement that you'd need two of every member of different Human ethnicity?

Now, in another thread (abortion, I believe was the topic), you said that evolution could not be proven through childbirth, which was a "viewable process" or something along those lines. People adopting in the way we're talking here takes a lot longer than nine-months, and isn't a "viewable" process ... so how do you justify this statement:

You go live around the equator for twenty generations and see what you decendents look like. Chances are, they'd end up with dark skin, due to simple process of natural selection.

Isn't natural selection a Darwinian idea?

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"Natural selection", "evolution", "survival of the fittest"... They're all pretty much the same thing. Basically, they mean that new generations of a species develop various mutations. The ones whose mutations are useful survive, and those traits get passed along, becoming common to the species. So, for example, across most of Africa, there were both light- and dark-skinned children born. However, over time, the light-skinned ones were at a disadvantage and tended to die. So, only the dark-skinned ones were procreating, and, eventually, they were the only ones left. This isn't really a perfect example, since that's a race, not a species. However, that's the way evolution works, on a basic level. That's why it's called "natural selection". Basically, nature selects the people who will pass their genes on, according to their traits.

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Some passages in Sanskrit speaks of fair-skinned people with blue eyes that shall come from the north (of India) and they will be Arians.
The Nazi's then adopted that and claimed that THEY were the Arians. Cleverrr...
It's not impossible that there were caucasians in Africa and Asia, it sounds interesting.

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First of Two
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Omega: I don't know whether anybody tried to cross-mate all the different types of snails (what a JOB! Can I get PAID to do this?), but in this day and age it's pretty easy to prove that they are biologically distinct by a wide enough margin to be considered separate species.

Remember, snails are an entire CLASS of organisms (Gastropoda, I believe), while Primates are simply a FAMILY, and we can't interbreed with lemurs and gorillas, King Kong's Fay Wray implications notwithstanding, and Canines are simply a GENUS.

Now, if you want me to move up a step and count only the varying GENUS's of the world, I could get to work on that... but the number would still be pretty huge.

Still, the space problem is there. Especially if you're bringing all the sauropods on board...

I'd have to do the math, but I'd wager that the varying Sauropods' dimensions (let's see, the combined sizes of two of each Ultrasaur, Brachiosaur, Apatosaur, Diplodocus, Camarasaurus, Argentinosaurus, couple dozen others... *whew!*) are quite possibly greater than the dimensions of the Ark would have been, WITHOUT any other animals being added. Assuming, of course, that Noah did his job adequately, except for the Unicorn (oops, that's an apocryphal story).

And they probably weigh enough to make displacement moot.

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Nim
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Well perhaps Noah and his friends only brought the animals that they COULD catch, making for a smaller crewsize.

First Of Two: I don't understand, dinos were already extinct by the time of the flood, weren't they? Why count them in?

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Here lies a toppled god,
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We did but build his pedestal,
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Jeff Raven
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Actually, some guy tried to tell me that the Dinosaurs were 'evil creatures' and were not included in the Ark. And since Dinosaurs are under layers of rock, they must have been buried and compressed by the sedimentation of the flood! The leaps of logic in that thought are to far for me to really believe with any amount of open-mindedness.

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At least Noah didn't have to catch the fishies....
How did the water separate into fresh and salt???

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