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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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I thought all of it was relevant.

Man, this place has dried up recently. Is everybody on vacation?

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Malnurtured Snay
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I AM long winded. Laughing man? You mean, hahahahahahaha for two pages?

Nimmie, it's July Fourth, which is a huge holiday in the U.S. So it's a good bet the majority of the U.S. posters on the BBoard are out getting trashed & watching fireworks.

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Ritten
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Vacation, what is that??? 12 hours a day, sometimes 16, 7 days a week, sometimes 9....

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Malnurtured Snay
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Well, we know Ritten isn't on vacation

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Siegfried
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Who has time for a vacation, man!? I have final exams tomorrow and Friday, man! All essay final exams! For International Relations and Ethics! I have to stress and have heart attack over this! No time for vacation, man!
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Nim
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Well I did mean during the last couple of days, but I understand why people over there would be all happy and stuff and what have you and whatnot. We discussed it at work.

Also, I took the coffee mugs and put them in the washing machine. Then I turned it on and it was bliss.

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Da_bang80
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So long as there's going to be fast food chains, there will always be wierd and wonderful disease's that people are going to pick up along the way. (IMO) And there will always be the occasional "band-aid burger" or "secret spit wad sauce". I heard one guy found his Burger King burger already had a bite out of it. Guess those burger flippers don't make enough to get groceries.

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First of Two
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There've also been more than a fair share of BOGUS lawsuits against these corporations, where people have tampered with their OWN food in order to sue the corporation for a bajillion dollars. Of course, these get settled, and the costs passed on to the average consumer.

That's what we get for living in an overly litigous society. Brought to you by the most powerful lobbying organization in the USA.

Not the NRA...
Not 'Big Oil'...
Not the AFL-CIO...

The Trial Lawyers' Association.

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Da_bang80
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i guess it's pretty easy to slip a band-aid into a burger, and sue the company for it. but what about E-Coli? or something else.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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First of Two
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You've probably got e. coli in your shorts right now. (That's not intended as an insult... I probably do, too. e. coli comes with little particles of human waste... including when you phart. You can get it on your hands while wiping.. even if you don't touch the poo.)

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Wes
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Jack in the Box is where its at. They had that horrible incodent back in the late 80's, that almost put them right out of buisness.

So why do I trust them? Because they have the experience of going though a disaster like that. Burger King, Taco Bell, and McD's (for the most part) havent.

Anyway, Jack in the Box is like 20x better.


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PsyLiam
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I'm too tired to come up with a clever comment, but:

"phart"?

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Siegfried
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Yes, Liam, pharts. You know, when you're drunk off your ass, pharts are really phunny!

:: rimshot ::


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Yuck. Jack in the Box does not equal good food by any stretch of the imagination. Even McDonald's bears more resembalnce to real meat...
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The_Tom
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Yeah, but their commercials are much better. If I see the "I speak Atlantean" one again I'll scream.

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